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Sideblog of @joeyneedsdirections He/Him

[ashstfu]

x / raymond carver

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GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CH

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[puckgoodfaggot]

[id: a statue of a fat human body, with a realistic bear head, wearing pinkish underwear and a crop top with “kinda faggy” on it in green /end id]

[grewuponmemesandaltpop]

need him for my home

[wafflenati0n]

[undescribed1mage]

I think that we should take both states down with one hit

[gjengangeren]

[lehooes]

jake inez

[homunculus-argument]

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

[fakephonenumber]

@socalgal

[swordseer]

Most autistic dog to ever exist

[grewuponmemesandaltpop]

so like,, what do i do if my tax preparer last year put me down for a credit i wasnt actually eligible for based on age alone but i actually got approved for?? do i just,, ignore it and not do it again??

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

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throwing up laughing over this

[235235wedfsfsdf]

he spilled a bit actually

[minigenos]

[thyrell]

kung pow penising people is so much more devastating than a twitter ratio because on twitter all it takes is one guy deciding to own you online expertly to make it work. but if you wanna kung pow penis someone you gotta have at twelve people lined up waiting to spell out how owned you are. thats honestly gotta be crushing

[grewuponmemesandaltpop]

crash

[catchymemes]

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

[heatandapathy]

This is some god tier photoshopping.

[americachavez]

“live action cowboy bebop sounds dumb as fuck” I, a complete and total clown, say approximately 10 minutes before seeing images of john cho covered in blood in a suit and with tousled floppy hair

[americachavez]

*sees netflix is doing live action cowboy bebop* oh wow this is objectively bad

netflix drops this image:

actually it’s uuuhhhh complex. there’s room for—there’s nuance

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[rattyzombie]

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

[rslashrats]

you are one of my sims

[willowcrowned]

Maybe it’s just because I’m Jewish but I do truly believe that life gets ten times better when you learn to complain cheerfully

[willowcrowned]

I think a part of it is that it lets you acknowledge that something sucks, which is actually really good in a culture that wants us to pretend that everything is fine and we’re soldiering through all the time. Like, no, my grocery bag breaking and spilling all over the floor is not fine. I’ve had a long day and I’m really upset and on the verge of tears because I can’t handle one more thing and pretending like it’s fine only means breaking down later.

But if you let yourself complain, if you let yourself swear terribly and creatively, and you stare down at the bruised vegetables like they’ve personally disappointed you, and you make yourself smile because this is really just so, so stupid, you feel a little better. There’s a power to acknowledging that something sucks and making yourself feel better anyways. There’s a power to going “and THEN my bag broke, and it’s like—seriously? my day was bad enough” and doing it with a smile.

You shouldn’t have to pretend things are fine when they aren’t. You shouldn’t have to force yourself to smile through things that make you feel terrible. But if you can make yourself laugh by staring down at some strawberries that have decided to revolt, and give them a lecture on why they’re just terrible, really, and that makes you smile—then maybe that’s a good thing.