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Thinking about Zoreaux losing his mind when the Hollanov FanMail video gets leaked and the AFC Richmond dressing room is like uh bit homophobic there, mate 😕

And he has to explain that he doesn't care if they're gay or whatever and obviously them getting outed is awful, but why did his boy Shane Hollander have to pick Rozanov.

He's trying to explain the rivalry in football terms when someone chimes in like didn't he already come out a few years ago? Kissed his fella on the ice?

(Not every day that a professional male athlete pulls a move like that, especially after a championship — of course they'd heard about it.)

And then Zoreaux nearly has a heart attack that someone confused Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander and Beard has to step in and explain hockey to everyone while Zoreaux recovers.

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Cut to:

Zoreaux being appalled when the Metros start treating Shane like crap.

AFC Richmond has, during all of this, become sort-of fans of hockey. (They mostly only follow to support Zoreaux and whenever they watch, it's in a very "they're a little confused, but they've got the spirit" kind of way.)

When Shane eventually leaves Montreal for Ottawa, Zoreaux and the team hold a funeral for Zoreaux's Hollander Metros jersey. (He still keeps it, but it gets retired.) They immediately present him with a new Hollander Ottawa jersey. The Metros are still his team in his heart of hearts but until they get their act together, he's going to be an Ottawa fan.

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[toxicroyjamie]

I love closeted gay Roy like omg that many is so perfect for closeted gay

!!!!! He isss…..

Isn’t it Interesting that the only women Roy ever showed explicit sexual interest in were Jamie’s girlfriend and Jamie’s mother.

Isn’t it Interesting that he was about to have sex with a gorgeous titty model who was super into him and he had to stop in the middle of kissing her just before she invited him into her hotel room because all he could think about was another man.

Isn’t it Interesting that the episode about him leaving a job he didn’t like/was defaulted into by popular opinion to pursue his true love and passion was called “rainbow” and featured multiple long shots of him surrounded by rainbow objects.

Isn’t it Interesting how he leads a double life where he spends his time with women and drag queens when no one else is watching.

Isn’t it Interesting how he’s had “a million” one-night stands but never really had serious relationships with women before Keeley (as per Brett.)

It’s devastating tho because with how repressed Roy is and with the extremely homophobic environment he grew up in you just know he’d never even think of being gay as like. An option for him. He can’t be gay, he’s a footballer. For most of his life he just thinks something is wrong with him, and then once some part of him Realizes, he buries it so deep he doesn’t even really know it’s there anymore

It’s like. He made a decision a long time ago about what he wanted out of his life, and it’s the game. It’s always been the game. He’ll throw anything and everything else away for football—his childhood, his body, his chance at love, all of it

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[toxicroyjamie]

Trent was funny asf for looking at Jamie after Beard said “there are probably more people in this room who are gay” when he knew fully well who those more people were LMAOOOO

[afcroyjamie]

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Thinking about Zoreaux losing his mind when the Hollanov FanMail video gets leaked and the AFC Richmond dressing room is like uh bit homophobic there, mate 😕

And he has to explain that he doesn't care if they're gay or whatever and obviously them getting outed is awful, but why did his boy Shane Hollander have to pick Rozanov.

He's trying to explain the rivalry in football terms when someone chimes in like didn't he already come out a few years ago? Kissed his fella on the ice?

(Not every day that a professional male athlete pulls a move like that, especially after a championship — of course they'd heard about it.)

And then Zoreaux nearly has a heart attack that someone confused Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander and Beard has to step in and explain hockey to everyone while Zoreaux recovers.

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[roykentsdirtyjersey]

dating roy kent headcanons!

he leaves you for jamie tartt

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[adventuresinsolitude]

S3 Roy Kent deserved to be told that he deserves someone who makes him feel like he’s been struck by fucking lightning. I hope part of his therapy journey is learning that there is nothing inherently wrong with the degree of closeness with or amount of time together that he craves form a romantic partner.

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