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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year
(from a 2015 interview)
i hope she’s comfortable
Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^
another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:
Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”
#hardsame
I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!
Have you seen this cuteness?
It’s a pacifier! He’s stolen a baby’s binky and he’s so excited. Adorable.
Feeling sad? Have a mighty hunter.
@plasmastainedbones
tweeted this on a whim but now i’m really diggin the idea
Not according to mainstream media. Apparently flooding is only in Houston Texas!
Just give to organizations that can help. There is a refugee crisis in Syria and the Middle East more broadly, Mexico faced a deadly earthquake, is now bracing for a hurricane, Texas got hit with a hurricane, Florida is about to and the Caribbean already has, several countries in SE Asia and Africa have been hit with deadly typhoons, oh and parts of the western United States are on fire….
And that’s all in the last month, including the ongoing crises.
People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.
I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…
Veins everywhere?
gorgeous~
Skin patches? Birthmarks?
hella rad~
Scars? Stretch marks?
beautiful~
Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?
heckie yeah~
Large? Curvy?
lovely~
Small? Thin?
charming~
Missing a few pieces?
handsome as ever~
Feel like you just look weird?
you’re fantastic looking~
THIS is the best post ever.
THIS.
i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG
i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over
my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”
how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
A solar eclipse and the Milky Way seen from the ISS
I am practically in tears over how beautiful this image is.
same. i promise i teared up a little….
Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me
“Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep running back to him and he gets off on it. He knows he’s gonna have you coming back to him. Why not give him three days and make him realize, oh shit it’s serious, I’m really losing her!” “What if he doesn’t even come back?” “Then why would you wanna be with someone that doesn’t want you? Why would you wanna be with someone like that?”
There you go.
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Jinan Safko
me: weak and smol
@knightofwhales us
@nudes4pizza lol