you did a bad job with me, god

hi I'm grey ✧ 28 ✧ he/him ✧ canada

[greyforthewicked]

about

hi I’m grey :) 28, he/him, canada

yes my url is based on the album title but I don't really like it I just like wordplay

I post whatever but my general interests are:

video games

tabletop / card games

art, especially fiber arts

comedy / scifi / drama shows

youtube shows (gaming / comedy)

music (alt / prog / classic rock, emo, pop)

I may disappear for months at a time. this is normal. I'm not dead, I just can't be bothered to log out of my nsfw alt. (also, dm me if you want my nsfw alt. I don't care who sees it, as long as you're 18+)

send asks if you wanna talk. my brevity is not guaranteed

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[energyprison]

let me decide for each please

[dailycatsblog]

[00000066]

[gif87a-com]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

[robotlyra]

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

[drtanner-dickery]

The chat going absolutely apeshit is my favourite part of this video.

[valend]

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[jerkeline]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

[theskullofjudgement]

YOU PEOPLE HAVE A STRANGE IDEA OF WHAT IS OKAY TO SAY TO STRANGERS

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[girlnumbers]

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin