i am madly in love with u

Hey I'm Emilia (she/her, late twenties) and i like things that suck.

[goodchild]

[pastabot]

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[moffpup]

we're saying hi if you want in on this

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

its so crazy imagining them jerking off together

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[bowelflies]

the most powerful man in the world

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[3000s]

bedhead from a pillowgirl with huge dreams

[3000s]

i dont know

[breadanimal]

compilation of ii fandom wiki comments ive collected

[lesbianfujoshis]

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

[jame7t]

pick ten people. now bully the weakest one. what do you get? that’s right.

you get bully points.

Spend these at a bully kiosk soon…

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[angelicguy]

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

[pompom-mate]

[gamerkrillslair]

going after puppys tonight

[segamascott]