[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[jesslupetruther-deactivated2026]

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[twinnedpeaks]

doing a challenge called dyketober. where i am a dyke every day in october

[chubby--crybaby]

"My girlfriend and I saw you from across the bar and we're really digging your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"

[greyhounddyke]

Popping in to say that butch4butch jesslupe from aloto is like. All i want for my life. Holy moly i am down extremely bad for them

[greyhounddyke]

I seem to have managed to escape this hell app after like 10years so im never really on here but if u ever want another way of contacting me dm for my twt seriously even if we've never spoken before dont be shy i love you all n i hope this shitty pandemic fuckery hasnt been too hard on you. If someone you know and love died then im truly sorry that those in power didnt do enough to protect your loved one. I hope you are all safe and sound✌

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[dappermouth]

all I want is to eat a piece of naan the size of a queen mattress

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

it would be so funny if taylor swift just came out right now

[thoodleoo]

oh to be a tortoise figurine ca. late 3rd millennium bc

living the dream……

[waspgrave]

[waspgrave]

[greyhounddyke]

Popping in to reblog this as my collective election/destiel canon/putin/wedding crashers 2 post

[ketamie]

i loved your thesis bro <3 hmu

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: and… i’ve never been able to make my mii look like me. i don’t know what i’m doing wrong. i go through every eye option, and they just never look right. it makes me wonder if i even know what i look like. if i know myself at all. 

wendy’s cashier: i know. i feel the same way. i am terrified by the magnitude of ourselves. of what we are capable of doing. of what we are, at our core. i fear that, by the time my life passes me by, i will still not understand who i was. what then? i suppose we hang onto the idea of an afterlife. maybe there, in god’s grace, we will be given the answers that we desperately search for. anyways no you can’t get 6 patties in one burger

[writing-prompt-s]

Image Prompt

[boopednose]

This is the installation wizard

[makemelaughblog]