Yaa

heavily resting the crown

[loosesealbluths]

[trynsave]

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[legitimatelala]

Chaotic angel

[thebreakfastgenie]

Andy Dwyer is gifted ADHD fight me

[oknope]

“WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT”

— me every single time (via suspend)

[emokingeddie]

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[oknope]

customer: is this product cruelty free?

me: actually, under capitalism, all products are made with cruelty, exploitation, and violence at their heart

customer: *nods understandingly* can i speak to your manager

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[xgosiamx]

[jheselbraum]

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

[recaption]

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[catscenter]

[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[frogmp3]

greem beam

[a-night-in-wonderland]

The Adventures Of Business Cat

[transwolvie]

#i like these cause it implies that depsite all these weird things he does hes so good at buisness #that they let it slide

[edward-glock40-hands]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[cybebully]

Tumblr is finally catering to me