GreyLilPlum

(They/Them) The Bitter Humor of a young eccentric. A place for all the projects I wish I had the executive function to finish

[dad-fucker666]

gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

pipeline punch monster

[greylilplum]

Say your fursona’s a mammal, nobody bats an eye. Say your fursona’s an arthropod and society…society doesn’t know what that means so I just say bug and then they’re like that’s not a furry then and I’m like no bugs have hair and they’re like wait really ew and then it becomes a whole tangent.

[airc0nned]

[greylilplum]

[greylilplum]

Today’s bigots are so lazy, enbies don’t even have a slur.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[greylilplum]

Opening a dark fountain at a Joanne Fabrics would’ve fucked so hard

[greylilplum]

This is gender essentialist as fuck but it feels like powerscaling is what men do instead of shipping.

[greylilplum]

Civ

P

[greylilplum]

Can we like, make watchmojo a lolcow instead of another autistic trans woman?

[animentality]

[greylilplum]

If my nemesis can keep moving forward knowing people hate his guts, so can you.

[greylilplum]

I wonder if I could teach the local crows to poop on cybertrucks

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[greylilplum]

I hope someday my writing is subversive enough that the New York post tries to dox me.

[greylilplum]

Never thought I’d see a trend featuring Sabbaton’s “The Last Stand” that didn’t feel vaguely dog-whistly, but a crusade against the soulless AI is something I can get behind.

[greylilplum]

Cast protective magic on your local barista, they’ve brought the unicorn thing back.