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#1 earl grey tea enjoyer

[godsfavorite-bimbo]

throwback to when i was 4 and would beg my dad to eat cereal out of his ashtray

[human-pet-they]

it’s kind of crazy that “he has a sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn” took off, because the joke is, like, exclusively about people being sexually exploited due to miserable economic conditions.

[cinnamon-toast-cronch]

ride home from I saw the tv glow

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[spleenmuncher]

Only Yellowjackets would name one of their lesbian characters V. Palmer

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[alfea]

consider the first fictional old man you aren't attracted to that comes to mind. that man is now your father. how are things?

very good

pretty good

decent

not great

horrible

Voting ended onJul 29

[girlmostlikely]

I’m in the dryer spinning around with your shoes. Just making a loud noise for no reason. Come see what’s up. The door flew open again. Sorry.

[girlmostlikely]

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[lianedegrenade]

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

[lianedegrenade]

split your body wide open for the stock market

[ryebreadgf]

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

[anglaised]

not putting them on blast bc they apologized and r gonna go research and whatever but this is exactly whats wrong with so much of the “left” right now, i really despise what “no war but class war” mindsets have done to the average person on the left bc they very obviously believe there are no racial or white supremacist components to class hierarchies which is insane to believe if you’ve read like…any history…like at all….yall keep landing in these pitfalls bc u literally “dont see race” but ur abstinence from acknowledging race is the exact thing making u racist and uninformed about class issues….and also the “i didnt grow up x racial minority” thing gets rlly old when if u all just like…listened to us, read theory from us…learned actual history u would not need to be in our shoes to understand racial dynamics…..i excuse it for a kid but most of the people that say this are adults

[thelesbiandeli]

My favourite implied Fraggle Fact is that the definition of Wembleys name changed due to his existence

[godsfavorite-bimbo]

i hope probate doesn't give me her weird customer

[girlmostlikely]

MARGARET QUALLEY IS DIVORCING JACK ANTONOFF