fulluponcrazy:
âSecretly, I wasnât even that drunk until we got back to the estate. I just really wanted an excuse to punch him and I wasnât going to argue.â
âBesides, those were my favorite boots.â
âNow arenât you glad you go along with my stupid ideas? You made a pretty convincing  drunken husband though.â
â...He paid you back for them didnât he?â















