griffin mcelroy's elevator fetish

you're not my fucking dad, TODD

[griffinmcelroyselevatorfetish]

my brother my brother and pee

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

chopping vegetables and laughing to myself as I imagine someone writing a fanfic about their new oc, the long-lost McElroy sister

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

she has deep purple eyes and long wavy black hair and they have to put her on the podcast and the title of the fic is my brother my brother my sister and me

[playwrongs]

She walked confidently into the podcasting studio. She looked at the three brothers sitting there and smiled, tossing her shiny raven tresses and looking at them.

"It's nice to meet you all," she murmured and her violet orbs shone while she looked at them. "My name is Carmellia Sofia Azura McElroy. And I am your sister."

"But you are too beautiful to be our sister" said Justin looking at her with astonishment.

"I don't know how this could happen" said Griffin who was also astonished.

"Your eyes are as purple as my hair" said Travis (he was still dyeying his hair purple)

"It's true boys" said Clint. "Your mother and I had another child but she was lost when she was one year old. We never told you about her because we didn't want you to be sad that she was lost. But now after many years she has grown up into a beautiful young woman, and you can hear how amazing her voice is. Plus, she is so funny and hilarious. If we put her on the podcast everyone will want to listen."

"I don't want another person on the podcast" said Justin. But then Carmellia said "You mean you don't want another horse in the stable" and it was so funny that everyone busted out laughing hard.

"Okay it's true you are funny and your voice is so rich and good to listen to" said Griffin. "We will change the name of the podcast and make it so that you are on with us every week. It will be called My brother my bRother my SISTER and me!"

"That is all I ever wanted" said Carmellia as she cried happy tears. She took out a big handkerchief so the tears wouldn't fall on the beautiful pink gown she was wearing that had white lace on it and trailed down to the floor. "I'm finally reuinted with my family and I get to make jokes with them." Everyone hugged.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I think Carmellia dies tragically by sacrificing herself to save her brothers in chapter 12. There are four chapters of everyone grieving her before Sydnee McElroy (in the only appearance of another woman in the fic) resurrects her with medical science. She is the eldest sibling but she was kept in cryogenic sleep for like 30 years so she didn’t age and is only 18.

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[wizard-loving-wizard]

it should've been twenty hockey sticks: heated rivalry

[jerreeeeeee]

he needs enrichment

[escapetomerlegaritaville]

relistening to tazb and the way Lucretia talks to the boys is so fucking funny it's literally

[trillgutterbug]

damn google that’s rough

[snapdougles]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

this mbmbam clip is pure serotonin

[mint-clackelroy-deactivated2026]

I love how you can hear the exact moment that Justin figures out who Taako is. He's trying to do the "Taako's an idiot" thing at the beginning of Rockport and you can tell it's not working for him. Then in that first interaction with Graham, he refers to himself as "Taako from TV" for the first time. His voice deepens just a bit and he calls Graham "my man" and it's like, yep, there he is. There's America's Favorite Wizard.

[demoncatdoesart]

Call me John the way I’m hungry

[non-binarystarsystem]

love in the time of liches

[very-small-giant]

You remember L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝, of course. How could you forget L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝?

[lithiumseven]

[inebubble]

Love how in The Suffering Game Griffin goes from this sweet and benevolent DM who’s always rooting for his players to this fucking sadistic monster who can barely veil his excitement at destroying them

[luobingmeis]

“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).

[luobingmeis]

the adventure zone balance is like what if love is the most important thing we have. what if love can save the world.

[wizard-loving-wizard]

taakitz on @gastronauts

[julcreates]

Taako! (From TV)

Every once in a while I’m in a TAZ phase again….