The Real Griffin McElroy

young, dumb, and full of .. you know ;)) She/they/|my name’s Dave|@androgynosaurus and pfp credit to @trovairitz||Don’t let them forget me.

[tothechaos]

(voice of a guy whos really going through it right now) i should relisten to taz balance

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[noelle-ism]

[spoonie-elf]

Hey everybody, for real, playing to frustrate each other is not a fun way to play because we're all on the same team and that team is to have fun together and to make it fun for all our audiences. And so when people make plays just to frustrate each other and just to troll each other, there's enough of that in the world today, of people trolling each other just to be mean and to be hurtful, and if we're gonna play in this space together we need to do it because we want each other to have fun and not because we're trying to frustrate each other, cause there's enough frustrating things in the world right now and there's enough we can't control, and one of the things we can control is that everyone is here to have fun and not waste each others' time and so when we make decisions that are meant to troll each other, that's something that bad people do.

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

I want to listen to new arcs of taz so bad, but no one will ever be taako, magnus and merle

[madhighlows]

[comicsofeden]

An old old drawing of my designs for tres horny boys... I should draw them more...

[taz-ids]

ID: Digital drawing of Taako, Magnus, and Merle in greyscale. Taako and Magnus stand facing the viewer. They smile at the viewer, cheeks flushed. Magnus's arms are crossed. Taako leans an arm on Magnus's shoulder and raises his brows. His other hand is on his hip. Merle sits on Magnus's shoulders, winking, stroking his beard and smiling. End ID.

[longlivechips]

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

I should listen to taz balance again (ive listened to it 13 times)

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[snejkha]

The Raven

[keplercryptids]

[image: an illustration of Sloane. She’s illuminated from beneath and dressed in robes and cape, her form ending at the knee, giving the impression that she’s floating. She’s holding a whip in both hands and has long hair that’s blowing in the wind. She’s wearing a raven’s mask that obscures most of her face. The eyes of the mask are blank white. There are translucent vines twisting around and behind her form.]

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

“Wren?”

“Yeah?”

“I’ve been watching the whole time.”

[captainjonnitkessler]

MBMBAM Question Asker: I'm an electrician, what can I say that's cooler than "Fuck!" when I get shocked? I get shocked a few times a year.

Griffin: Hey, that's pretty goo-

Travis, the only brother to work in a trades-adjacent job to my knowledge: turn off the power before you work on it

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

lup is always the fruit of my labor

[anistarrose]

[Image description: art of Lup from The Adventure Zone. She's a slender elf, with light olive-brown skin. She blushes nervously, running a hand through her sleek black hair. Lup wears a white shirt with a boob window and red pants, with big pink roses behind her. End ID.]

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

never let your dreams be dreams. This post is 5 years old, and now it has a description bc someone asked nicely. The world is a beautiful place

[elkstyle-deactivated20170914]

one taco with extra destiny please

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a drawing of Joaquin in front of a green square and Taako in front of a red circle beneath him. They’re both holding up tacos, smiling. Joaquin has brown skin, dark brown curly hair pulled into a low ponytail, and he’s wearing a flame-patterned apron that says “S.B Tacos” on it. Taako is an elf with light brown skin and long blonde hair. He’s wearing a green wizard hat and matching capelet, and his eyes are closed happily.]

[griffinmcelroysvorecorner]

Omg hi!! *waves at you* My original username on here was griffin-mcelroys-vore-corner !!!

woah rhats awesome, nice to meet you homie

[apolloendymion]

really fucking sucks that the catalyst for the mcelroy brothers' "downfall" was when one of them *checks notes* displayed symptoms of the mental illness he was very open about, in a way that was deeply embarrassing but ultimately pretty harmless

[apolloendymion]

when travis came out about having npd, people were like, "you can't have npd, you're too nice! you're a deeply kind person!" because people with npd are monsters, right?

and then when he had a public meltdown about things not going his way in a social game, suddenly everyone couldn't shut up about how "annoying" he was, and every unrelated quibble anyone had with the mcelroys came to the fore. nevermind all that kindness. be rude one (1) time and you've lost your status as "one of the good ones".

[apolloendymion]

i can't help but think about something he said on his podcast with teresa, about how he tends to dominate conversations without realizing it. they came up with a nonverbal signal for when he's doing that, so he can back down a bit. iirc, this was before he knew he had npd, so like, he was working to manage these tendencies on his own! he's as close to a "~good little narc~" as you could possibly get. he's everything people theoretically want from ppl with personality disorders. god forbid he slip one fucking time.

[dovahvhenan]

NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

[hopepetal]

Commission I got from @applestruda, of Taako and Lup from The Adventure Zone! Thank you so so much Bee, they mean everything to me