Theres Nothing Good Here

(Cole, 27, an absolute disaster of a person)

[griffinsclownbox]

Hey y’all, am I too old for tumblr now?

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[tartrazeen]

Thank you, lady 🤗

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

[everybodywantstorueltheworld-de]

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

[anxietyproblem]

[griffinsclownbox]

Sitting in the parking lot at my husband’s work and these little teenage girls think it’s so hilarious to keep making their car alarm go off from across the parking lot. Over. And over. And over. While they’re sat in their friends car having themselves a fucking fit of laughter

Teenagers suck, dude lmao 🙃

[billy-crudup]

THE BOYS 2.08 | 3.08

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[awraith]

they should invent being awake and attentive and having energy

[griffinsclownbox]

Here’s the real question: should I get back into tumblr?

[monkey-network]

[colliholly]

charlie has something extremely important to share

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[brightereyes]

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

[nerdreamer]

[toastbutteregg]

[finamour]

The most powerful vampire in the show isn’t the Baron or the Sire or anyone like that, it’s Colin fucking Robinson. He said it himself: energy vampires are the only ones who can feed off of other vampires. He could easily drain those two, plus he can go out in the sun, he can fly sometimes, and he can fart. He’s the king

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[milf-adjacent]