10/18/19

archived :)

[andhumanslovedstories]

Actual truck drivers watching Griffin and Justin try to play a video game about truck driving is a beautiful and worthy thing that has improved my life 

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

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a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220

Transcript:

Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!

Griffin: We’re-

Justin: I don’t know what it is, I-

Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.

Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.

Griffin: You…

Justin: Cut me some slack.

Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:

[Growing increasingly angry]

“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,

[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]

“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!

[Justin and Travis losing their shit]

Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!

Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!

Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!

Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-

Griffin: How to do fuck all!

[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]

Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?

Justin: [meekly] Sure.

[mosswatching-deactivated2021090]

He killed them

[toomuchtortuga]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy]

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[hatepotion]

the end of an era

[mcelroyfamilyfunhour]

I almost tripped and fell down the stairs when I saw this, why is Justin McElroy determined to make me cry??

[cryptidtiddie]

this is, no exaggeration, the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[connyhascontrol]

Juice with a big mood

[ravensloane]

bdg is such a king sometimes

[ravensloane]

HERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF HIM AS PUCK BTW

[succulentbud]

if you punch a minecraft bee you're immediately sent to real life jail

[pygmypouters]

[notrehorton]

me, turning on mbmbam after crying for a good twenty minutes:

[handsmotif]

wizards are just like I studied my whole life to do magic and bards are just like I can magically play the flute and I am here to fuck

[handsmotif]

wizards are just like I just got my 18th phD and bards are just like haha watch this and they roast you so bad you die

[farmermaya]

Stardew Valley: Townsfolk Favorites

I decided to make these little graphics for people who may be playing on the switch and can’t get the guidebook or who may not have WiFi to look it up. Now you can just save these and pull them up whenever :3

[lunagaron]

[stardewvalleyalex]

mutuals if my tumblr ever gets deleted you can find me in my house from 6am to 7am and then moving south towards the ranch by 7:30. I will then be standing on the dock of the lake until 3pm. From 4pm to 6pm you can find me in the secret woods by the southwest pond. I then will be traveling east and then down to the beach where I will be from 8pm to 10pm, after which I will walk back to my house through town and past the bus station

[atthe-end-ofthe-day]

Unless of course there is any form of precipitation, in which case I will be at the library from 8am until 2:30 it will take me an hour to go from the library to the abandoned shack just north of the road out of town. Though, you can only come in if you have already crawled through the sewers and unblocked the door from the inside. You can totally learn why I enjoy being here if you have given me enough of my favorite gifts <3. From 7pm until 9:30 I will be at the only bar in town. And I will be back home at 10:00 at which point I will only talk about how a rainy day makes me sleepy extra early.