gay cowboy brainrot

Griffin // 25 // he/him // multifandom, currently interested in Dropout, BG3, too many podcasts, and various other weird niche things

[griffther]

i’m rereading wolfsong and i just-

[mimi-maru]

[mimi-maru]

[jazzy-lea]

New Achievement! Happy Parade of Horribles to all the dungeon crawler fans!

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[nikoisme]

loaf

[theereboseffect]

grace and co

[helpless--romantics]

Transmascs wake up, new bottom surgery just dropped

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[mrs-delaney]

Please take your vitamin D

[fiollaigean]

[crabussy]

every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

[crabussy]

talking to a 15 year old like wow okay you are like if scrambled eggs was a person. I don't know how to save you. the way you move through the world is reminiscent of a stray cat whose soul got punted into a human body. said human body is currently undergoing changes and floods of hormones that would result in cities being levelled if you were perhaps a big dragon and not a medium sized primate. been there. good luck I love you

[crabussy]

you don't have to excuse the behaviours of shitty teenagers, but you DO have to remember that they've been on this earth only as long as your cat. you have to ensure that the way you respond to said behaviour reflects this. yes they're an entire person. they're also going through a period of the most insane rapid transformation (physically, mentally, emotionally and socially) a person can experience in life. are they an irredeemable monster or are they just a very impressionable young person floundering through their first Strong Opinions based on what they've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in their bloodstream?

[crabussy]

YOUNG TEENAGERS. are YOU an irredeemable monster or are YOU just a very impressionable young person floundering through your first Strong Opinions based on what you've seen online, with ridiculous amounts of Hormone That Makes You Hate Everything in your bloodstream? I'll give you a hint. it's the second option. cut yourself some slack too! try your very best to be kind, try your very best to consider people with differing experiences to you, and maybe take a step back from discourse that does nothing besides make you upset. you've only been an animal alive on this planet for a decade and a bit. there are artisanal cheddars at your local supermarket older than you. take it easy. eat more fruit. save up for a second hand bicycle. join a local club. it's impossibly difficult to be a teenager but you have it in you, whether you're aware of it or not. I hope you can be kind to yourself, because you DO deserve that kindness. kia kaha [:

[crabussy]

couldn't be further from the truth + I thought I was intrinsically evil and irredeemable when I was 13-16 + everything I did made me more sure I was uniquely horrible + looking back now I was just a messed up teenager who wasn't getting the help he needed + I was actually just some kid and not some deeply evil ghoul + this will be you in a few years looking back. trust me. + please don't give up on yourself + I promise the good years are on their way right now + I'm speaking from experience, trust me on this + please be gentle to yourself

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

[consolecadet]

[through teeth gritted so hard that they’re creaking ominously] less than one week until the days start getting longer again

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[twigsinmyteeth]

Reddit - The heart of the internet

Boneghazi - Wikipedia

Boneghazi - Wikipedia

For your perusing pleasure. absolutely mammoth tumblr lore