eyed static

hi i'm tuesday and this is hell 26 // it/he // dog.

[crazysodomite]

Hello. We couldn't help but notice that you look absolutely stunning today. Could you grant the honor of spending some time with you to gentlemen like us?

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[bibbleboy2]

[natflorezz]

Death Note - L 🍰🍓

[wisedreamdelusion]

memory file

[polkadotmotmot]

Bel Fullana - Roller Skate Twin II, 2023 - Oil and spray paint on canvas

[dozydawn]

[jame7t]

Warning: my tricky post this year

SCENE: A beautiful puppy is playing ball near a babbling brook. He smacks the ball with his paw, and it goes careening into the water!

THEN, a scary face and loud noise covers the screen. Thank you.

[fyeahbassethounds]

[jetix]

Meow-Chi Robot Kitten by Tiger Electronics, 2000

[sacred-portal]

[jetix]

2012-05-26

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

FAGGOT WORLD

[grimbees]

[grimbees]

thought about maybe i was misgendering myself calling myself a fujoshi and not a fudanshi but i think fujoshi is just the kind of lesbian i am