Fanfics N Stuff

I'm just a guy who wants to right stories. Dyslexic so if you see any grammatical mistakes call me out. it will be fixed

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Looking for arkos fic where jaune has a kid with cinder they devorse and meet pyrrha.

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Jaune: "Don't worry, Pyrrha. Even if we aren't currently getting anywhere, I'm sure we can figure it out. You always loved to tell me that I could think my way out of virtually any situation, so long as it wasn't a social situation...I'll figure it out..."

Pyrrha: can't be heard, but whispers anyway "I know you will..."

Jaune: slowly steps away from gravestone

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This is the POVS ( Pyrrhas on vacation squad) tell your location we just want to talk

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Jaune: "Don't worry, Pyrrha. Even if we aren't currently getting anywhere, I'm sure we can figure it out. You always loved to tell me that I could think my way out of virtually any situation, so long as it wasn't a social situation...I'll figure it out..."

Pyrrha: can't be heard, but whispers anyway "I know you will..."

Jaune: slowly steps away from gravestone

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This is the POVS ( Pyrrhas on vacation squad) tell your location we just want to talk

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Imagine someone online in Remnant saying something like “Am I the only person who thinks that Pyrrha Nikos is the sexiest woman ever?”

And then suddenly Jaune Arc, proud husband of Pyrrha Nikos for the past 2 years, retweets it saying “Nah man, you ain’t. I’m on the same boat as you.”

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But wouldn't that be necrophilia

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You.... go sit in the corner and think about what you just said

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I propose we change Pyrrha and Jaunes's name ship -arkos- to Forever Fall because that's so much more romantic and we will cry everytime we use it. Who's with me?

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I would be down, but the connotation of forever fall is that Pyrrha is dead when in fact she is on vacation so no vote from me

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Flame thrower in slow motion

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Do you like anime and if so, what's your favorite one?

Seeing how my blong is mostly about anime I would have to say yes, I do like anime. My favorite is split between full metal alchemist, nichijo, eureka 7.

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Favorite snack?

Popcorn

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I’m currently extremely intoxicated so ask me anything

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Good Dubs

Cowboy Bebop

Trigun

Soul Eater

Konosuba

Death Note

Yu-Gi-Oh

Black Lagoon

Feel free to reblog with additions

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Panty and Stocking Mob Psycho 100

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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure

Hellsing: Ultimate

Devilman: Crybaby

Kill La Kill

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Space Dandy

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Sword art online abridged

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*Pyrrha and Jaune are dropping off their daughter for her first day of school*

Pyrrha, crouching down to her daughter’s level: Okay, are you ready for your first day of school, sweetie?

Athena: I sure am!

Pyrrha: You aren’t nervous are you? You know it’s always okay to be nervous about new things, right?

Athena: Nuh uh! I’m not scared at all!

Pyrrha: That’s great to hear. Can I get a hug real quick?

Athena: Yes mommy! *Hugs Pyrrha* I’m completely ready for school, so you got nothing to worry about. I’m a big girl.

Pyrrha, sniffing: Yes you are. You are a big girl.

*5 seconds later of Pyrrha hugging Athena continue*

Athena: Uh….mommy? You can me go now.

Pyrrha, still hugging:

Athena: Mommy? Let go.

Pyrrha, tearfully hugging Athena tighter: B-BUT I DON’T WANT TO!

Jaune: Oh no.

Pyrrha: THIS IS ALL MOVING TOO FAST! IT SEEMED LIKE YESTERDAY I WAS CHANGING YOUR DIAPERS AND NOW I’M ALREADY DROPPING YOU OFF TO SCHOOL!

Jaune: Uh honey? Maybe you should let her go now? You’re causing a scene.

Pyrrha: I DON’T WANT TO! I DON’T WANT MY BABY GIRL TO GROW UP!

Athena: But mommy, I’m a big girl now.

Pyrrha: WELL STOP IT RIGHT NOW AND BE MY LITTLE GIRL AGAIN!

Jaune: Okay honey, it’s time to say goodbye. *Gently grabs Pyrrha* Come on, it’s time to go. Seriously, Pyr. Everyone’s looking. You’re making the other kids scared.

*Jaune finally manages to tear Pyrrha off of Athena*

Jaune, hugging Pyrrha: There we go, that’s better. Have a nice day sweetheart. Remember to behave.

Athena, walking into the school: OKAY DADDY! I LOVE YOU!

Jaune: LOVE YOU TOO!

Athena: LOVE YOU MOMMY!

Pyrrha, crying into Jaune’s shoulder: OH GOSH! SHE’S GROWING UP SO FAST! I CAN’T HANDLE IT!

Jaune, patting her back: SHE LOVES YOU TOO, SWEETIE! There there, it’s alright, Pyr.

Pyrrha: I DON’T WANT HER TO GROW UP!

Jaune: Yeah yeah, me neither honey.

*Jaune notices that Pyrrha’s outburst gotten everyone’s attention outside, who were staring at them with concern*

Jaune, awkwardly waving at them: Hey everyone! Everything’s alright over here. Just going through some emotions. *Awkwardly chuckles* You know how it is.

Pyrrha: WHY MUST OUR KIDS GROW UP?!

Jaune: Just please, ignore us. Or at least try to. Everything’s okay over here.

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Back at the house

Jaune: ok honey let’s get you to bed, it’s been a long emotional day for you.

Pyrrha: yea... I just don’t want to see our little girl grow up. She’s too precious.

Jaune: I know I know, but it’s inevitable she’s growing up. It’s not like we can magically make her younger.

Pyrrha: (getting a scary smile) no but we can make another one so I can still have a little one.

Jaune:(backing away slowly) Pyrrha let’s think about this. I’m all for having another kid, but don’t you think we should wait.

Pyrrha:(crawling across the bed seductively) Jaune arc you are going to put a baby in me right now.

Jaune:(scar-oused) ok.

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As a history major, this site is my baby

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Well I didn’t read this right... and now I feel stupid. Everyone gather round a throw rotting fruit at the village idiot.

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As a history major, this site is my baby

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WHO ELSE IS OPERATING ON 3 HOURS OF SLEEP CUZ IM AM

I GOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT AT 2 am to 5 am now it’s 3 am and I still haven’t finish all the work that needs to get done

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So I got my Glock 19 today

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Arkos bodyguard AU Pt.2

(Pyrrha gets down on one knee)

Jaune: I’m so confused my mother wants me us to fall in love, but I don’t know if I want to fall in love.

Pyrrha: (on one knee) Jaune can we talk ab....

Jaune: and you’re being payed by my mom so does that mean you fell in love with mefor me, or for the money

Pyrrha:(on one knee) it’s confusing Jaune but....

Jaune: like I have all these emotions that I don’t know how to handle should. I date you because my mom wants us to or because I have feeling. I just don’t kn....

Payrrha:Jaune it’s nice to know that you have feeling for me and I’m very happy to sit down and talk with about it but, SOME ONE IS TRYING TO SHOOT YOU. WILL YOU PLEASE CROICH BEHIND THE CAR WITH ME SO YOU DONT GET SHOT.

Jaune: oh yea sorry (crouches down beside Pyrrha)

Pyrrha:(sweetly) thank you

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Arkos bodyguard AU

Jaune: mom I don’t need another stupid bodyguard

Mama-arc: nonsense your the son of some of the most powerful politicians,of corse you need a bodyguard

Jaune: remember the last bodyguard I had. Cardin was an jerk to me, he bullied me way too much

Mama-arc: well that’s why the new bodyguard is not a boy

Jaune: wait what

Mama-arc: (shows picture of Pyrrha) this pretty lady will now be your protector

Jaune: mom... no

Mama-arc: why not honey

Jaune: you know why, your doing this because you think she’d make cute babies

Mama-arc: (gasp) how. Dare. You. it’s not just about her making pretty grand-babies. She’s also vary sweet and would make a wonderful wife to you.

Jaune: mom please

Mama-arc: too late, I already hired her. she’s waiting at your room.