HERP DERP ಥωಥ

[zandraart]

where the stars are tethered

[sincardinality]

[banana-fish-ash-lynx]

https://twitter.com/sushisalmon95/status/1029353997080047621?s=19

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

[mydaywasworsethanyours]

When your last shift was so bad you’re up early texting the charge nurse to make sure you don’t get a certain patient back. 😳

[homuras]

— Later, sweetie. Bye.

[oatmylkmachiato]

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

[krokodile]

Mood.

[zephyrine-gale]

I’m feeling crippling art block in this chili’s tonight

[tofuvi]

happy cat day!

[animalsnaps]

how this week is going

[tamwah]

[tainbocuailnge]

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[clearui]

Period: ♦  (ピリオドキューブ /Period Cube) - CD Releases’ Illustrations

[vforov]

you know what i love? that’s right, you guessed it. yuuri katsuki.

[sandflake]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[mymindcontinuestobecomeabstract]

THIS is the best post ever. 

[herokind-archive]

THIS.

[willows-trashcan-deactivated201]

@asknos4a2yourmaster

[marlet-and-friends-askblog]

;-; I need this every day of my life I will never not reblog this it is beautiful and just what I need every day.

[witchymarvelspacecase]

I needed this

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t insult anything about yourself you wouldn’t say about a flower

[anny-wandering-intp-deactivated]

This is great. 

[sappharah]

*sees spoiler about character death*

ok but maybe that won’t happen when i watch it