screw this let’s fight

sarah | taurus | she/her

[serpari-deactivated20250116]

This is truly the Hotel California of websites

[the-real-skeletor]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

[bob-belcher]

Little Women (2019) Greta Gerwig

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[demoncity]

Best judge of character is a dog. I’ve found that to be true.

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[velmasdinkleys]

thinking bout how barbie played BOTH erica AND anneliese in princess and the pauper….. the talent, the range……

[kaijuno]

[leia-organa]

Aubrey Plaza as Riley Bennett

HAPPIEST SEASON 2020 | dir. Clea Duvall

[killjoyfabulous]

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

[glowpop]

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

[funnysnake2019]

easy on the misandry, shawty.

[glowpop]

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

[thedreamyperidot]

Why do ppl call soda "soft drink"...have you ever FELT that thing in your mouth? They're spiky!! Not soft!!

[thealogie]

Sometimes reminiscing about pre-quarantine I feel like minor Russian royalty reminiscing about pre-communist revolution times. I’m like…ah yes I used to wear different beautiful outfits to work every day and shake the hands of many people without fear. I would simply leave my house and stroll into a bar for a last-minute cocktail with a friend. I would knock back oysters, sitting elbow-to-elbow with others at the counter. there were plays and concerts I never went to. The tzar invited us over often and had a GIANT chandelier

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[exigencelost]

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

[hugintheraven]

5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

[dicksmasher]

[pedrito-pascal]

Henry Cavill as Napoleon Solo The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[squidne]