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tiktok came back and i left this platform again immediately. | 27 | she/they

[squidne]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Want to read a two-chapter BlackBonnet story where Ed gets stabbed (and is maybe autistic hehehe) and Stede commits a murder? Well, do I have just the fanfic for you!

Summary:

Edward Teach, known as Blackbeard to most of the world, known as Ed to one particular gentlemanly pirate, had nowhere else to run. There was no one out there who cared if Ed lived or died, so why should he?

Stede straightened up, feeling every muscle ache, between the uncomfortable position and the battle from last night. Suddenly, the memories of what had transpired crashed upon him.

[squidne]

the gladlands mechanics are so crunchy can someone nerd out with me?

[sylvansleuth]

You're doing it!🤯

[squidne]

this would give 14-year-old me a nosebleed.

[squidne]

thomas sanders just won um actually i used to pray for times like this.

[squidne]

why did the first official gauntlet at the garden footage find me in an Instagram ad?

[squidne]

now why would they give me this information? sorry titan takedown I’m already imagining a starstruck odyssey season two.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Fabian: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Adaine: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

[theconcealedweapon]

Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.

[squidne]

my room if you care (and my bf who hung everything lol)

[fortunatefires]

Kristen's parents getting disadvantage on insight checks from now til forever because this interaction was so unhinged is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[spiribia]

This is how I would post about Glinda the good if I was an Ozian

[blackcrystalball]

Murph truly is the one.

He was born to be on stage.

His stage presence is unbelievable, genuinely Murph is my favourite intrepid hero because of how much he loves to perform.

It's like the stage fuels his essence, it's genuinely amazing.

Photo credit: @gumbyisforlovers

[fortunatefires]

This joke didn't get the love it deserved

[squidne]

y’all also missed vic and kimia kiss at dropout improv in brooklyn oops.

[squidne]

my boyfriend keeps referring to gilear as “larry.” he does not understand his game. his rizz.

[heckblade]

every single trans guy who showed up to the garden cosplaying pete conlan your hand in marriage please 💍