double agent defector

[NOT SPOILER-FREE]: glitchy warframe operator doodle / screenshot spam page, the result from thy potato device and potato internet connection: a potato child (and friends).

[grineer-child]

“you see that crewmen over there kid? try shooting his butt”

[grineer-child]

looks like someone is very enthusiast about masks

[grineer-child]

you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

dammit creepy little void demons

[grineer-child]

A CHONKY LAD

OH LAWD HES COMINGG

[grineer-child]

tfw teshin rly pissed u off

[confusedwarframe-deactivated201]

Imma just….. drop this little grineer propaganda right here~

OBEY

[orokin-ballas]

Worm queen best queen

[frostyfiend-deactivated20220918]

Umbra’s on a fuckin’ mission

[s3ntience-deactivated20200117]

Ticker: exists

Me, with tears in my eyes: YES QUEEN I LOVE YOU, YOURE DOING AMAZING

[wagonsketchesagain]

If every warframe is sparky on fortuna...what is volt? The alpha sparky?

[[Not sure about alpha sparky or beta sparky, but I do know he’ll surely be the S P A R K I E S T of them all]]

[gaybabytenno]

WHOMST

[swiftasacoursing]

50% chance ordan, 50% chance some abomination made from thursby’s organics

[swiftasacoursing]

where is my lunch, Tenno?

[gaybabytenno]

[gaybabytenno]

[beelogic]

[viper-menae]

[tauforged]

Visit Original Link

exactly what it says on the tin 

[grineer-child]

yyyyyeeeesssss.

[fashion-frame]

hey y’all want a sweet sweet winter themed warframe ask meme

too bad ur getting one. u can blame the fashion-frame server for a lotta these, y’all are dolls

u can reblog and do it yourself if you wanna, its for you guys anyway. it’s mainly tenno-oriented but most of the asks could probably be altered for grineer/corpus/otherwise

you can draw em or just talk abt them or w/e is good for you. i aint gonna be picky over how you do it, that’s lame. you do you man. 

if you wanna, tag me or send me the post w/ it! I’d love to see what you guys do <3

here, send whoever reblogs this an ask to do somethin (write/art) of one of the following feat. their warframe ocs:

🍫 having some delicious hot chocolate while ordis/their cephalon probably bitches about how it’s not good for you or somethin. do they like it? will they be able to curb that sugar rush afterwards?

🗻 spending a particularly cold freebie day on one of the colder planets. what would they do with their free time?

👕 wearing the ugliest tennobaum sweaters. how would they feel about it? what about if they saw other operators wearing them?

❄️ feeling snow as their operators for the first time. how do they react?

🎁 receiving gifts for tennobaum from someone secret. what kinda gift would they receive?

🎄 decorating their orbiter for tennobaum. would they decorate their orbiter? if so, how?

⛄ bringin their warframe back from a mission, who has been completely covered in snow. how would they respond?

🌟 goin to a fancy winter party at some veteran’s hella fancy dojo. would they go as their operator or with a warframe, n how would they prepare themselves? what would they do there?

🎩 tryin to put ordis/their cephalon into the holiday spirit. are they successful? how does their cephalon react?

☃️ CHALLENGED TO A SNOWBALL FIGHT! what would they do? would they back out, or would they fight? if so how would they?

🍧 tryin to warm up in a really cold orbiter. how would they warm themselves up?

👢 them gettin a grineer boot full of candy n whatnot in their inbox. what do they do?

bonus round: winter warframe birthdays (im countin nov. birthdays cause its cold as fuck outside so its winter now and they’re later birthdays anyway)

🔫 celebrating mesa’s birthday (she released november 27th!)

🐸 celebrating ivara’s birthday (she released on december 3rd!)

🐵 celebrating wukong’s birthday (he released november 25th on the global builds!)

🔥 celebrating nezha’s birthday (he released december 16th!)

🐛 celebrating nidus’s birthday (he released december 22nd!)

🌿 celebrating oberon’s birthday (he released december 18th!)

🐱 celebrating valkyr’s birthday (she released november 20th!)

🐤 celebrating zephyr’s birthday (she released february 5th!)

[the-tenno-tripped-archive]

11:30 in the night… snuggled up in Bed… thinkin bout Warframes makin noises.

Zephyr goin beep beep like a finch. Happy Valkyr purring. Excaliburs doin that quiet urf or boof noise dogs make when theyre not super committed to barking. Pat a Nehza thats zoning out and they go mrrp? Oberon makin goat noises. Octavia just producing a stream of budgie sounds. Rhino doin chuffs and snuffles when getting pats and hugs from the Operator.

Yea… good shit

[the-tenno-tripped-archive]

Addition time!!

Nidus chirping like a cricket when happy by vibrating their carapace!! Limbos learning to mimic but it sounds like when budgies mimic. Hydroid communicating across long distances with whale noises!!!

[primalnephalem]

Mesa making fox squeaks

[the-tenno-tripped-archive]

I feel in my soul that Harrow would make hororroo noises. Old man pidgeon sounds. Hoororroro

[grineer-child]

i know this is obvious, but umbra went awoo awoo

[ghoulz-art]

I took Alad V’s hat off in blender and I’m crying, I love his egg head just loooook

[gaybabytenno]

You literally snatched away Alad’s wig

[cosmic-robot-menace]

hideous little man

[grineer-child]

bottom feeder final form

[helminthvirus]

How to care for your Hydroid:

Hydroids are semiaquatic. They need their skin to remain moist, otherwise their skin can dry out, crack, and bleed. Hydroids typically need salt water if about 3.5% and a temperature of around 17° C (around 63° F)

Giving your Hydroid a pool is vital so they can remain wet. Hydroids will also ‘melt’ when upset, so it is best to keep the pool or tank easily accessible (or multiple pools) in order to make an attempt to minimize how much water will be around the Orbiter.

Give up on having a dry Orbiter.

Hydroids eat primarily seafood and seaweed. Provide them a wide range of fish and shellfish to keep them healthy, and place fish in puzzle feeders to keep them stimulated and happy.

Unfortunately, Hydroids will bully other frames. Shyer frames like Limbo can’t be cohabitated with Hydroid, and some experts say it is best to keep Hydroids alone.

Hydroid is a more difficult frame to keep, but their big personalities are rewarding to many keepers. Check local shelters for surrendered Hydroid before going to breeders, and be sure to do your research!

[grineer-child]

i want one pet hydroid please