weeping and gnashing of teeth

the worst part about being human is having a heart so susceptible to metaphors.

[driflloon]

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

[dungeons0fdumbass]

Elastigirl: I’m sorry that she’s going to prison

Violet: I’m sorry that she’s rich and will probably get off with just a slap on the wrist

[yellowandgray]

When you’re watching queer eye but then they roast the client for doing something you do 

[qaunxi]

hey did you know jean moreau is living his best life with his boyfriend jeremy knox and the trojans?

[queenbeyduh]

“IF I GAVE A FUCK ABOUT STREAMING NUMBERS I WOULD PUT LEMONADE ON SPOTIFY”

[lesbianfuriosa]

anyways i lost my shit at this scene

[netflixsense8gifs]

[snowdarkred]

so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

like 

did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

[snowdarkred]

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[sunfortune]

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

[turneresque]

x

[lightningstrikes-art]

old souls

[teenagerposts]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

[mighty-alphalpha]

I’m doing an experiment

Reblog with your sign and the first song you think of when I say “hey now”

[saintlaurentmask]

Visit Original Link

[thealogie]

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

[paleaged]

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself