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21, He/They/It

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[dear-diary-xoxo]

We hired the WORST necromancer ever. I want a refund

[cyle]

Dyson put a camera on its purifier so fresh air can follow you around the room

Dyson’s new air purifier knows where you are.

we keep joking about everything in your house eventually getting a camera and unfortunately it keeps coming true. surveillance state at best, hackable surface at worst. you know they're gonna package and sell data about how people move around their homes.

[riotwizard]

this is so funny. $900 for Big Brother

[utopians]

thinking abt how no one involved in the us military apparatus literally ever faces any repercussions for any action ever will really just drive you insane

[thathopeyetlives]

I mean thinking about things that are straightforwardly not true will do that.

[utopians]

You would know all about that it seems

[hothotmiso]

[stellastarprincess]

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

[visibun]

the aforementioned godawful chicken nugget scene, for the uninitiated

[legon751]

also a big fan of the sushi vcr

[maryland-officially]

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

[anarchotribadist]

Gonna add my favorite scene of an anime girl eating

[kookydoodleky]

Back to the cuddle pile

Previously

[kookydoodleky]

Loaf ideas, huh? Hmm...

How about and Uzi loaf being lovingly snuggled in between two sleeping N and V loafs? 👀

[leorimon]

contrast without complement

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[vrag-veshtica]

it also makes me doubt how happy they actually are with having the kids why do you feel the need to broadcast you've changed your mind and are happy now just be happy no need to be a missionary for making more babies those are not yours chill

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[scolopendracataracta]

@funnier-when-objectum

[castielrisingabove]

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

[batneko]

Shout-out to characters who don't plan to survive their stories! Heroes who think they can only atone for their failures through sacrifice, villains who don't think they deserve to live in the world they're trying to create. Gimme that passive suicidality baby, mm-mm, delicious.

[clevermanka]

Original tweet

[theanishimori]

[kingscrown666]

I think the logic here is:

>we save people from fires

>fires can kill anyone, including queer people

>we also save queer people from fires

And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state

[wildhumanhasappeared]

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

[moonlight-and-mantles]

Don’t worry, it’s there lol.

[homkamiro]

Some blockhead just asked if Asgore pollinates Flowery will he end up pregnant in dark world

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[punkitt-is-here]

you ever think about how funny it is that basically every animal on earth has a secret shiny player 2 palette swap just in its back pocket

[inhumaninterest]

Would it help to know there's more?

Melanism is the reverse of albinism, the animal has an excess of pigementation.

And then there's Abundism; where there's only a partial excess resulting in much larger patches of melanin but without completely covering the animal

And Leucism which is partial albinism.