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mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid
trips and falls and i just dont get up after
im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up
can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better
Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-
Bookworm: I want to read books so I will start printing industry and while I’m at it i will also revolutionize fashion, hair care, cooking, and entertainment industry. Not dying from mana overload would be a nice addition Bakarina: I don’t want to die so… SnEK!!!
do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life
There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these
just two dudes being bros
Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
Frog and cranberries it must be fall.
Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.
is everyone who reblogged this okay?
no
astounding how quickly the Super Mario 3D All Stars announcement went from “oh, Nintendo’s actually doing something cool for once, nice” to “oh fuck you nintendo” at mach 7 speeds
ebay exclusive game release
I should probably says something about how this is an insanely unprecedented scumbag tactic on their part that creates artificial scarcity towards a product people were already complaining was scarce in the first place and that you should pirate media constantly and always to prevent big corporations from doing shady shit like this to you all the time but instead I’m gonna say more like nintendo bitch lol
Yo ho ho, me bottle of rum.
If you wish (because you should!) pirate these games:
Here’s where to download Dolphin, a better GameCube and Wii emulator than what Nintendo’s offering, that can output to higher resolutions and widescreen. Super Mario 64 PC was a project that completely reverse-engineered Super Mario 64 and allows you to play it perfectly at any resolution you would like. Plus, people are making mods for it every day (you’ll have to hunt a download yourself though)
If you wish to support good ports of old games out there, ports that actually add new features and that are worried about preserving games and putting them out there for new audiences:
SEGA 3D Classics was a line of extremely high quality SEGA Mega Drive/Genesis and Arcade ports that not only allowed you to play these games with the 3D feature of the 3DS, but that routinely added completely new modes and features to these games, most of which focused on making these old games more accessible, on top of just being able to play these old games as they were, perfectly. SEGA AGES is a sort of continuation of the SEGA 3D Classics line, but for the Switch and not the 3DS, so no 3D. Same deal though - extremely high quality ports of SEGA classics with new features. Including online play in some games! It features world’s first perfect port of Virtua Racing, using the original arcade code, with online play and 1080p resolution! The Megaman Zero/ZX Collection features all 4 Megaman Zero games, plus the 2 ZX games, with a new optional checkpoint system that makes these games a lot easier and less punishing to get through, and a new racing mode where you can compete with a friend or a CPU who can get through a level faster. Plus a huge extensive gallery of all the art and concept art of these games. Collection of Mana is a collection of all three classic Mana/Seiken Densetsu games, including the never-before translated Seiken Densetsu 3! A legendary Action RPG that since the 90s, western fans lamented it never being released outside of Japan. Well, now it has! With the translated title Trials of Mana! Speaking of titles that were never before released outside of Japan or translated, Moon: Remix RPG Adventure is an incredibly interesting and forward-thinking Playstation 1 “anti-RPG” made by some of the people who have worked on all-time classics like Chrono Trigger and Super Mario RPG, about befriending people rather than killing monsters. It is one of the main inspirations for Undertale. It is a hidden gem even in Japan, so it being ported and translated was completely a labor of love situation, so please support it if this game interests you! The Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection has like. Nearly every single pre-Street Fighter IV Street Fighter game in it. It’s an incredibly MASSIVE collection of a lot of the best fighting games of all-time in it. Plus with all sorts of extras like sprite viewers if you wanna watch the amazing art and animation of these games in detail! The SNK 40th Anniversary Collection is a preservationist’s preservationist collection. It’s a collection of very old, very early SNK games, pre-Neo Geo era. Games that haven’t been ported anywhere else or are often forgotten. It’s filled to the brim with games and concept art. There’s also the Contra Collection and two Castlevania collections, one that’s more focused on their more classic titles and another that’s just the two most held-up Castlevania games, Rondo of Blood and Symphony of the Night, in one package. Rondo of Blood in particular, wasn’t brought over to the west at all originally. It’s only release outside of Japan was on a PSP remake of it, so this is, outside of emulation, pretty much the only way to play one of the best Castlevania games out there.
As you can see, there’s a TON of really amazing preservationist releases out there, so maybe instead of playing Mario, you could both say “no” to this incredibly sleazy tactic of Nintendo, AND expand your interest and find new favorite games you wouldn’t have ever played before with all these great re-releases out there!
this isnt a new thing by the way they did this shit in 2010 aswell for the 25th anniversary, they then re-released it afterwards without all the extras and i dunno if that makes it better or worse…
i want the disney live action remakes to be over so that, like the direct to video sequels and fantasia knockoffs of olde, the cycle can continue and i can see the next terrible phase of cashing in on old disney movies
my theory is that the next phase will be “crossovers” so that they can canonize the pixar theory or the frozen/tarzan thing
everyone shut up. just shut up now.
i never even noticed they misspelled beetles… why did they do that? ok
Beatles…beat….like music…beat…les
beat-less? aint that the truth!! #scalpt #clapback #drag
they actually named themselves after the Beat Generation, which was a postwar literary movement consisting mostly of five dudes who got together and decided to do a whole bunch of drugs and write shitty novels that they barely edited because they were rebelling against the concept of making decisions
and honestly that explains everything else about them
I know this site is very US-centric but I need to say that what the UK government has done to teenagers' exam results is absolutely disgusting and if you're in the UK please take a moment to sign this petition (from the Labour party, I recieved this via email because I'm a member) imploring the Tories not to fuck up the futures of kids who don't go to private fucking schools
The tl;dr is that students obviously haven't been able to sit exams this year, so the government has devised a clever algorithm that spits out grades for them based on the school's past performance and moreover the postcode of the school. This has resulted in tens of thousands of students being given grades way below what they deserve and most importantly has denied them conditional university places and bursaries they would have gotten with their correct marks.
In the past two days I've read dozens of stories of students who aced their mocks and coursework, who had predicted grades of As and A*s, only to be given Ds and Es because of where the school is. I've read dozens of stories of deserving pupils losing their places at prestigious universities because their grades are too low.
Rest assured this algorithm had no ill effect on private schools, which were in some cases awarding their students significantly higher results than their prior grades indicated.
The Conservative education secretary was notably quoted saying "The danger is that pupils will be overpromoted into jobs that are beyond their competence", as if that doesn't describe the entire Tory cabinet, in particular B*ris J*hnson.
to all uk students affected by this, I'm so sorry. Remember that you'll be able to vote in the next general election.
#ToriesOutNow
I see a lot of people in the notes saying that they can’t find this because their zip code is wrong, so CLICK THIS LINK FOR A LIST OF A BUNCH OF ENGLISH ZIP CODES YOU CAN USE IN PLACE OF YOUR OWN IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN ENGLAND. This action by the government is disgusting and violently classist and my heart goes out to my British comrades currently dealing with this shit.