If Grimmjow could ask favors of twelve people...
If Grimmjow somehow earned the right to ask a favor of twelve people, who would he ask and for what? And yes the request was for ten people, but, well, had more ideas than that!
Grimmjow: I want you to use your future changing powers to create a future in which there is no more duct tape.
Yhwach: I am essentially an all-powerful being and you ask me for that?
Grimmjow: I really freakin’ hate duct tape.
Grimmjow: Here’s a favor you can give me! Cut off your own damn arm!
Tosen: You do not understand the true spirit of favors. Or you do know, and deliberately choose to ignore it.
Tosen: There is only one way you’ll learn. By me cutting off an arm.
Grimmjow (hopefully): Your own arm?
Grimmjow: PUT YOUR SWORD AWAY
Grimmjow: The color is too similar to mine. My hair deserves to be special.
Nelliel: Hmmm…pink hair might be fun!
Grimmjow: Special hair here I come.
Grimmjow: I want your hat.
Grimmjow: Maybe because I don’t like you and I know how much you like that hat.
Grimmjow: Maybe because it looks ridiculous and I want to save you from yourself.
Grimmjow (muttering): Maybe because I know I’d look freakin’ awesome in a hat.
Urahara: I could get you a different hat?
Grimmjow: Make it a cool one!
Grimmjow: I want you to tell me all of your eyeshadow secrets.
Grimmjow: ‘Cause your eyeshadow is on point.
Ikkaku: Yeah, okay. I could do that.
Grimmjow: Not that I need the help at all.
Grimmjow: Give me your squad’s supply of abs oil.
Yumichika: I’m sorry - what?
Grimmjow: Don’t give me that!
Grimmjow: I know you Squad 11 guys must oil your abs!
Grimmjow: And I know if anyone knows where the grooming products are stored, it’s you!
Grimmjow: So hand it over!
Yumichika: I knew you oiled.
Grimmjow: We’re not talking about me!!!
Grimmjow: Look, just do me this favor - respect dibs!
Ulquiorra: Is this about my fighting Kurosaki Ichigo?
Ulquiorra: I only fought him for real after you had already lost.
Ulquiorra: “Dibs” were respected.
Grimmjow: Dibs don’t end just ‘cause a fight is lost! DIBS ARE FOREVER
Ulquiorra: Well, seeing as I am dead, I think I can promise not to fight Kurosaki Ichigo again before you do.
Grimmjow: Hey. Clothing woman. I hear you make clothes.
Grimmjow: I want the coolest outfit you can make.
Shutara: What? Cooler than your one piece with two useless belts?
Grimmjow: It might be hard, I know, but -
Grimmjow: Wait were you being sarcastic?
Shutara: Oh just take off your clothes.
Grimmjow: Look. Kurosaki killed you. I just want to know how.
Grimmjow: No! I want to know how you got him to be SERIOUS!
Ginjo: I destroyed his life and targeted his friends.
Grimmjow: Huh. You know, I think Ulquiorra did that too.
Grimmjow: Hashtag, goals!
Ginjo: You really just figured this out?
Grimmjow: I want you to use your shield powers.
Orihiime: Hmmm? For what?
Grimmjow: When I fight Kurosaki, you use your shield powers to make sure no one interrupts us.
Grimmjow: Because I swear to kittens, my fights always seem to get freakin’ interrupted!
Orihime: Grimmjow, come on. I’m not going to stand there and watch my friend die.
Grimmjow: Ha! So you know I’m stronger!!
Orihime: I meant watch you die.
Grimmjow: I’M NOT YOUR - I’M NOT GOING TO - WAIT WHAT’S GOING ON
Grimmjow: Let me use your death ring.
Grimmjow: That place you sent Kenpachi and Unohana for their fight to the death.
Grimmjow: I want to use it.
Grimmjow: For ballet - what do you think??
Kyoraku: You’d make a great dancer!
Grimmjow: Do you not understand sarcasm?
Grimmjow: Kurosaki, for your favor to me - just give me a hug.
Grimmjow: No, you moron, we’re gonna fight to the death in Kyoraku’s death ring!
Grimmjow: IT’S GONNA BE FREAKIN’ AWESOME
Ichigo: I really shouldn’t be surprised.