self proclaimed dilf lover

jo | she/her| XX

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[freddie-mercuryy]

“Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don’t want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you’re going to meet down there.” - Freddie Mercury

[cherries-n-rocknroll]

Happy birthday our legend Freddie Mercury!!!!

[thedownfallofyou-deactivated8535]

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[max-mayfield-the-zoomer-deactiv]

pleaaase?

[chaotic-roger]

Roger introducing Seven Seas of Rhye, Live at the Rainbow, 1974

Dear god this man’s voice

[chaotic-roger]

Whenever I’m in a foul mood I just dig up this gem and smile

[shels-kpop-main]

Thank you @joey-mazzello for sending me this!! You’re a godsend! 

[sam-writes]

Goddddd his voice is so good here,,,

[dementedgnomicwizard]

[1617]

"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing

[sadmemegf]

ways to make ur bed comfy

put me in it

[bucksfucks]

— 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃. | 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒

“slipping through dreamland like a tourist.”

abstract: he’s the perfect neighbour with a dirty little secret.

pairing: laywer!camboy!bucky x f!reader

word count: 3,763 words

warnings: age-gap [reader is 27+ & bucky is late 30’s], mention of cheating, mention of s*x work [protect s*x workers!], mention of divorce, unhappy marriage, pet-names [baby, sweetheart, bunny, honey, love], heavy degradation kink, bulge kink, oral [both receive], fingering, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, lots of teasing & sexual tension, housewife kink, slight dom/sub dynamics, mention of spanking, submission kink, ruined kink [drooling], praise kink, bucky fucks reader standing up & against window, size kink, voyeurism, mention of s*x tape, unprotected sex, mocking, sir kink [slight] — 18 + ONLY • MINORS DNI. BY CLICKING READ MORE YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU ARE OF LEGAL AGE.

notes: hey y’all i finished writing this but it’s definitely not my best work because i got into a car accident & had to deal with that but i hope u enjoy!! <<3

Keep reading

[groovyaphrodite]

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[worldsinmywords]

please, keep writing. keep drawing. keep painting. please keep making your art no matter how many may try to push you down. the world does not have nearly enough artists. 

[cherries-n-rocknroll]

Sometimes I sit and wonder where the happy and energetic little girl that I was went. When did she die and how.

[groovyaphrodite]

low key feel like kms 😃

yeeeeee haaaaaw

[groovyaphrodite]

okay, this should be illegal

so i’m writing an essay, that is due in a few hours and i am SO behind schedule (i wanted to start at noon, but i started at 5:30 pm). and i’m just reading and writing and reading and writing and all of a sudden i see BUCKY?! WHY IS THERE A PHOTO OF JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES NEXT TO AN ARTICLE ABOUT THOREAU?!

i believe that sparknotes.com is trying to sabotage me and i will be filing a lawsuit

[ashstfu]

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

[virginmayoooo-deactivated202109]

just wanna take a picture of my boobs where someone else is standing behind me n holding them