groovysharkz

🇦🇺|20| Audhd so socially a lil awks | genderfluid so any pronouns | basic dni | likes bnha, creepypasta, cod, kpop, musicals, arcane, hoyoverse games, etc. | Your basic loser |

[groovysharksworld]

Masterlist

Heyyy, I will add to this masterlist as I continue blogging but for now it's just COD and tmnt

Asks:

I don't do rape, incest, pregnancy or anything like that. I also don't really do any turtle x reader as I can't really imagine it sos. Nothing hardcore either. Just message me and I'll see if I can get to it. I also really only write for the Bayverse turtles

Key:

:p - SFW

;p -NSFW

TMNT Masterlist

COD Masterlist

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[ceas-aliving]

reblogging for reasons above + FOR GAZ. That poor man is left out of everything, ignored, replaced by König, Roach, or even Graves, and is often given the short end of the fucking stick.

[groovysharksworld]

TMNT Masterlist

Drabbles

random headcanons pt1

red stripes

[groovysharksworld]

COD Masterlist

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Gaz with an Alt partner

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Ghost with an Alt partner

Poly141

Soap cheering up his team after a mission ;p

Drabbles

PriceGaz size difference

tf141 with Aussie reader pt1

tf141 with Aussie reader pt2

[groovysharksworld]

Bayverse Turtle HCs!!!

We need to revive the Bay! turtles and the fandom

Random order for now :p

Michelangelo can breakdance (best and first move was the spinning on your back one), also a great hiphop dancer. He will listen to music and dance without noticing, almost choregraphing for the song itself. Will have dance offs with his brothers. Sharp angles but great body control as well.

Donnie will try to engineer new things, it's canon he made vegan pepperoni or salami, so I imagine he does this with a lot of stuff. Will and has tried to make vaccines, accidentally made a new disease once, yikes. Has tried to reverse engineer so. many. things.

Leonardo was a MASSIVE snitch when he was younger. Like say you don't wanna train once in his earshot and Splinter already knows, kinda grew out of it.

Raphael once ate 12 pizzas in one sitting, much to the dismay of Leo, Donnie and Splinter

The lair has showers as well, they obviously remove all gear for this. Michelangelo has the worst hygiene, often being reminded to clean every shell crevice by Donnie and Leo. Donnie goes full nerd science mode with explaining possible illness or infection and to be careful, Mikey never listens but somehow doesn't get sick often.

Absolute shenanigans occur in the lair, they all have hobbies to combat the threats of the ha-shi.

Hobbies:

Mikey does anything creative, music production, sketching, skateboarding, anything. Will often learn dances or raps in his free time.

Leo likes classical literature, both Japanese and Western, he will watch video essays explaining every little detail. Also likes to cook as well, makes a MEAN bowl of ramen (homemade broth, chashu, everything)

Raph often has to compromise his strength for speed and agility, so he sometimes does speed and agility courses. He also does beat boxing and rap, writes and records his own with Mikey.

Donnie stays on top of science research, will read the newest papers. Although, he does like to also collect trinkets. Think figurines from TV shows or video game characters, all trinkets are from franchises he likes and plays/watches.

Also I feel like be Native American, because they're red eared slider turtles, which are native to America. The species is native to central and southern USA and northern Mexico.

[groovysharksworld]

Mourning the little red stripes the turtles used to have but grew out of

[camilaurjoking]

I’m depressed and horny

[manicrouge]

By the way guys, don't worry; you see in the scene in the MW4 trailer where Price and Ghost are arguing?

Well, what you can't see is me on the sidelines waiting to get in between them and turning to Price.

With a soft sigh, I cup his cheek and say, 'Price, this isn't you.'

His hard gaze softens and he looks to Simon, 'She's right, Si... what are we doin'? Bring it in.'

And then I'm be sandwiched between their big manly boobies, and from the corner actually emerges Kyle, saying, 'I knew she could do it.'

Then, from the distance is the call from a familiar voice. 'Room for one more?'

All of us then turn our heads to see Johnny in the flesh, holding his arms out, grinning ear to ear.

'Get in here you two!' Simon exclaims and that then multiplies the four man boobies to eight.

And then you, YES YOU (the audience), claps.

Thank you for reading (this is my petition to be let on the activision writing team please let me in).

[kawaiibugzlover]

"You can't just make a creepypasta character a bigot" THEY MURDER PEOPLE!!!!!

I feel like Toby or Jeff being assholes to women or gay people should be the least of anybody's concerns

no way you guys are STILL talking about that post 🫩 you racist bitches need to HOP off my dick already. also notice how you're on anonymous like a fucking pussy LOLOLOLOL, your take is so shit that you have to hide on anon 😭 bye that's genuinely SO embarrassinggg. and for the love of god, shut the fuck up with the "they murder people" shit. It's literally just such a stupid argument. like how many times are you guys going to just keep saying the exact same thing??? at least come up with something new for once. and holy shit say you're a larper without saying you're a larper. ticci toby would NEVER disrespect a woman. he hated how abusive and awful his father was to his sister and mother, so why would toby out of all proxies be sexist??? like omg you might actually be one of the biggest posers of all time. and no, toby wouldn't be fucking homophobic either. he was constantly being made fun of for having tourettes and being disabled. so toby completely understands how it's like to be bullied for something he can't even control, so him making fun of a gay person is literally so unrealistic and stupid. he would NEVER do anything like that, and it's clear that you don't know a single thing about his character. and it's the same thing with jeff the killer. jeff the killer quite literally hates everyone equally. he views everyone as beneath him and weak. it doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, bisexual, neodivergent, neurotypical, female, male, nonbinary, person or color, or white. jeff the killer will treat you like shit regardless. he doesn't play favorite's, and he wouldn't spare a victim just because they have the same skin color as him or the same sexuality. jeff just literally doesn't care about those kinds of things, and he treats EVERYONE horribly. It's so obvious that you don't know anything about jeff nor toby, so maybe you should go get educated instead of making yourself look like a fool in my inbox.

[kawaiibugzlover]

as much as I love the creepypasta community, some things have been deeply bothering me and I wanna speak up about it.

a lot of writers ( ESPECIALLY WHITE writers!!) have been headcanoning proxies as racist, and it's genuinely just weird as fuck to me. like I'm actually SO tired of people saying annoying ass shit like "jeff the killer DEFINITELY says the n word LOLOLOL!!! he 100% says SOOOO many slurssss!!!!!!!!" the fuck?? literally WHEN has it ever been canonically stated that jeff hates black people???? you weird ass motherfuckers just like making proxies racist because you think it's edgy and funny, but it's actually just obnoxious and lame as fuck. and I find it VERY odd how (SOME) white people are so obsessed with headcanoning fictional characters as racist. like honestly y'all are fucking self projecting at this point. and as a black person I find these headcanons offensive, disrespectful, and unfunny as shit. so for the love of god, keep these stupid ass headcanons to YOURSELF!!!! nobody finds them quirky or hilarious but YOU!!!

[groovysharksworld]

All the things she said by t.A.T.u and Creep by Radiohead sit at the same table; queer shame

I stand by this.

[groovysharksworld]

hate when I don't take my meds cause i'm lazy and then my disorder actually makes me disordered 💔

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[transfaguette]

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[ghostgazsthird]

the only correct answer to "who eats pussy the best out of the 141" is kyle and i refuse to budge on that

hes so sweet and eager to please and hes got those big brown eyes looking up at you and hed make cute little noises while humping the mattress and and [explodes]

also hes an expert on sucking tdick because i will spread my gazghost & trans ghost agenda

[dogpuppy]