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Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
I’ll reblog it.
m8 i talk to my internet friends every night
boi yesss
I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD
@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3
@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend
@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals
damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD
I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same
I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…
I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…
Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys
@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍
IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void
I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online
I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..
@luximus @rbright1127
@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)
@fangirl-of-bands
Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️
I am not a pedophile/predator!!
@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear
if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH
@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21
@thepanicemo
@emobandtreasure
You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!
I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️
My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…
I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school
I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you
lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART
I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@chaoticga-y @chaotic-little-shit @ihalfandhalfbastardi @imidori-ya @ourravenmaster @neeepnooop @dementedzombieo-o and many more!! (those were just off the top of my head,,,) yall are great!!
@ All my discord babies
@fir3st0rm12 @wolfattack9 @pyra-manix @rakkiankh @faisalliot @renshiii13 @fingerspellingtopassthetime
Literally my internet friends are the only ones I feel safe when talking to
I fricking love my online friends
Omg pookie yes🥹🫂
im literally dating a girl I met online, some of my best friends are online too!!!! I love you guyssssss
YAY! Not a predator!!
As someone who has met some of my online friends irl and is planning on going to Germany just to meet up with one of them, I think internet friendships are awesome as long as your safe (tbh all my internet friends came from us all loving Minecraft so take with that what you will)
@autistobrat you better not come to REDACTED while I go overseas.
And I would LOVE to meet the rest of you @rosemelodyshah @gayfurbyboi @apazwtsn @anon-remsha @moroniccats @moriartea221 and the rest ehehe
yes sir
@aka-edmond @autistobrat @artoriamoran12144 @justeemykx @radiumfr
*ahem*
@moriartea221 @oxythemoronbutbetter @rosemelodyshah @mouse-of-mischief @identitycroissant-tm @apazwtsn @gayfurbyboi (my VIP moots)
and my moots I wait for the most :3
@storiesbyemma @typeunderscoreblaze0 @i-eat-rusty-nails
more below
guy I swear I’m not a ped0. I’m the same age as @satan-offical actually.
also @gardenoflies4 @biggirlscantcry, @bubble-official, @kiwii05
lol I forget that we’re the same age sometimes
<333
Tiger (pt2!)
FemReader!/kissies/fluff
You've always had an issue with the stretch marks on your body. And now that your love interest finds out about your feelings towards him, you're afraid of what he'll think of you, of what you're hiding under your clothes...
"It's stupid, just a little insecurity." But it wasn't just a 'stupid little insecurity.' To you, it felt like an imperfection. "Insecurity? What is it?" You love Alejandro, but now you're starting to think that you'd love him more if he stopped asking so many questions. "Never Mind, Alejandro. I'm going to shower, okay?" Alejandro frowns slightly. Upset that you chose to drop the subject, but he respects your decision anyway. Luckily, the lady's shower was empty, so you didn't have to rush. Alejandro waited. He wanted to wait for you.
You stood in front of the mirror, running a finger along the stretched skin on your body. The visible stripes disgusting you. Not that he was being pervy, but Alejandro was taking a small peek at you, cringing at yourself. He felt bad; he loved every inch of you, yes, even your stretch marks... After feeling a little guilty for spying on you, he wondered why you were so insecure about this.. He thought about this as you showered, seriously going deep into thought about why you wouldn't trust him with your problems. He loved you deeply and would make your insecurities go away. Then you came out of the shower, Alejandro decided to mess around with you a little. "Good shower?" He asks, trying to make convo.
"Mhm."
"You look tired."
"I am."
"Thought so." He tries to think of something quick, something to seem witty. He lies, "I hate my laugh lines." You look at him, very confused. His comment was funny on account of how random that was. "You shouldn't," you reply with. "They're called laugh lines for a reason." Alejandro does laugh a lot; he has a great sense of humor. another reason why you love him. "Do you still like me with my laugh lines?" You blink twice. "He's making a lot of random comments..." you think to yourself. "That's dumb to ask, of course I do, Ale.." Alejandro grins. "Do you think they're cute?" You blush slightly, but you're honest. "Yes, I do." Now he has this stupid, cute smile on his face. "You know what I find cute on women?" Your heart stops beating for a second...
"What?..."
"Stretch marks, they look like tiger stripes."
You felt your heart flutter. Was your biggest insecurity a liking for your man candy? You got a bit pale, your lips chapped. Suddenly, you're thirsty. You felt overwhelmed with the amount of emotions you were feeling. You tried to speak, but once you opened your mouth, no words would come out. "Estás bien?" He asks. "Yeah.. I'm fine. You said stretch marks?" "Yes, stretch marks. They're badass, they remind me of tigers, or Coral snakes." You chuckle nervously. "I have a lot of those." You say. "Coral snakes?" You laugh, Alejandro's favorite sound ever. "No! Stretch marks! Actually, that's the thing. The little insecurity I was talking about." Alejandro pretended like he had no clue about it.
"What? Seriously?" He asks. "Yeah, I hate 'em. I feel odd with stretched skin." It feels nice to spill your guts with Alejandro. He's your best friend, and hopefully more by the end of the night. Suddenly, you two stop walking. He grabs you by your arms, pulling you close, close enough as to were he can smell your Aloe vera shampoo. "You smell good." "Thanks..." He's oh so tempted to kiss you...
"I think your stretch marks are beautiful. I could kiss them all day if I had the time. I love your hair, I'd braid it if I knew how to. I love your lips, I would kiss them right now if... You give me a chance?...."
You nod...
And with that, his lips crash on yours... He trails his kisses all over your cheeks and forehead, unable to get enough of you. You can feel his stubble rub against your skin. You can't believe his taste is on your tongue. Something you've wanted for so long. Alejandro pulls you into a hug, caressing your hair. "I love everything about you. Your insecurities no more, as long as I'm around. And if you need a daily reminder that you're beautiful, amor, that's what I'm here for... Okay? I promise." You were on the verge of tears. Nobody has ever made you feel this way, and you're glad Alejandro is the one to do so. "I love you, my tiger..."
"I love you more..."
Tiger (pt1) Part two out now! Did both pieces in a day! (I need sleep)
ALEJANDRO X READER. FemReader/mentions of insecurities (Stretchmarks)
You were never the type to show off your body. Even if you didn't much mind the form of your arms and legs, there was still something that bothered you in the worst way...
Sitting in the mess hall, you find peace and serendipity doodling in your pocket-sized journal while Soap talks your ear off about the latest mission. "Bloody walkin' and crawlin' through tight spaces, three miles o' mud an' misery. Ye should've seen it, lass. Aye.. Brilliant fuckin' plan whoever fuckin'-...." His voice trailed off as your eyes followed the ink trails of your ball pen on the paper sheet. Focusing on the detail of the little flower you were drawing. You were getting tired, wanting dinner time to end so you could shower and change into clothes, to put on pants that didn't go up your crotch. "Did y'hear me a' aw bonnie?" Soap asked. You partially did... Partially didn't. But you didn't want him to think that talking to you was like talking to a wall. "Yes,' you reply, "Yes I did, Johnny." "Y'better have been. This mission was hell, and if I went through bloody hell just to get bloody intel, then ye goin' through hell listenin' ta me rant abou' it." He snickers. "Oi, look who's comin' lass."
You turn to see behind you. His hazel brown eyes gaze back into yours. They remind you of bottomless pools of the sweetest honey. His beard was freshly trimmed, not shaved, trimmed. Like Soap, it took him a while to get that damn intel, and his facial hair can't exactly trim itself when it overgrows too much for his liking. He walks up to the table where you and Soap were sitting. "Ey, guapa." He greets. "Ey Soap." "Oi, Ale'andro." "Hi..." You greet back. You've always had a thing for Alejandro, though you didn't like to admit it. You call it being "fond of him," while the rest of the team calls it "bullshit." "What are you two talking about?" He asks as he pulls out a chair, spinning it, spreading his legs, placing them on either side of the seat, hugging the chair in between his thighs. You seriously tried not to look... no, you're stronger than this.. But a little glance won't hurt... right?
Dinner is ending, which means your time with Alejandro is as well. You're walking your way to your quarters, thinking, another day without telling him how you feel. But your thoughts are easily interrupted by the sound of a soft whistle. You turn. In Alejanjandro's hands, your little sketchbook. You forgot it back on the table you, he, and soap were sitting at. "Hey, Amor. You forgot your journal en la mesa." He hands it back to you, your fingers brushing slightly against his. You can feel your heart drop to your stomach. Even the slightest touch from him makes your heart flutter.
"Thanks.. I was about to grab clothes and hit the showers."
"Ah, I see." He looks down, shuffling his feet. You ponder his actions. Why did he seem so nervous? Is there something he wants to tell you?
"What's wrong?"
"Nada, Is just that.. There's something I wanted to tell you, but you seem busy right now, so it can wait-"
"You can tell me now." You quickly interrupted, your heart racing a bit as you anticipated what he was going to say next.
"Well, how about I walk you to the showers and we can talk about it over there?" He asks. Ooooh god. That stupid little smirk on his face. He knows, doesn't he? And now he wants to torture you and tease you, pushing you to your limits now that he's aware of your feelings for him. But how could he know? Who told him?.. Well, now you know to NEVER go to Soap when you're interested in someone... But here you are, walking to the showers after grabbing clothes. You hope (as much as you want to) that he doesn't mean to shower with you.. You didn't want him to see the "mostrosity" of marks on your sides, chest, thighs.. The thought of him seeing you exposed made you sick. Imagining the disgusted look on his face once his eyes lie on your stretched skin.
“So… what is it that you were going to tell me?” You ask as you both finally arrive at the showers. It’s like your words go though one ear and out the other. He’s in front of you, and you’re in front of him. So close, you can feel his soft exhale from out his nose. “I can’t deny that I have a thing for you as well, amor.” He cups your cheek, the contrast of his tan skin against your beautiful shade. “We’re good friends, why not be more?” And oh you’d love that, much more than you’d like to admit. But you were already thinking of the future. As odd as it seemed, you were thinking about intimacy, him seeing your body. You feared he’ll leave you for your worst insecurity.
You tried to avoid his gaze. There’s something about your stretch marks that doesn’t sit right with you at fucking all. “Hey, what’s wrong?” Alejandro drops the flirty act once he sees your hesitant expression. A hint of concern etched on his face. “Nothing, there’s just something about me I don’t really want you seeing.” You didn’t mention what it was you didn’t want him seeing. “What is it? You can tell me, amor.” But you didn’t want to tell him.. What would be his reaction if you ever did? Would he run away in fear? Would he cringe in disgust? You couldn’t bear the thought of him knowing. But you’ve been friends with him for a while, you can trust him.. Right?…
(PART TWO OUT NOW!!)
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
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how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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Hi! I'm Cami, and I'm relatively new to Tumblr. I would love to write COD HeadCannons, but I need some ideas! Feel free to leave any suggestions on my page! Don't let the freaky thoughts stop you ;)
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