💚 Be Good 💚

Mars/Neptune, 26, they/them

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[satanfemme]

We Care About You - acrylic paint markers on paper

[bimmyjimmy]

We have company so he’s hiding in the bathroom

[weepingwidar]

Vivien McDermid (Scottish, 1981) - Postcard (The Sky Chews Sour Grass, Lemons and Charcoal, Cynthia) (2024)

[wizardarchetypes]

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

[reemillustrated]

today's affirmations💌

[marinella-ela]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

[blatantescapism]

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

[radioactive-yuri]

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

[bloodyboi]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[rarity-femme]

chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

[inbabylontheywept]

my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.

[inbabylontheywept]

[inbabylontheywept]

this is hands down the finest cheese i have ever consumed. it is so well aged that it is GRITTY with protein crystals. it is a cheddar but it is actually harder and flakier than a parmesan. it makes old shark look like fresh mozzarella. i could cry.

[inbabylontheywept]

end notes: i ate approximately an 8th of the whole wheel and stopped when my wife reminded me gout is a thing. if i was a dragon id build my horde entirely out of this. i had my last piece ten minutes ago and im super thirsty but im avoiding drinking or swallowing because i want my mouth to keep tasting like this as long as possible. if I watched someone put poison in this i would probably just try to eat around it. if i was the president i would build a pyramid for every person involved in this cheese’s creation. my wife says my pupils are the size of theoretical particles rn and if anything shes understating it.

[uncahier]

[english-history-trip]

[mellueminate]

I love how ppl just do this sometimes to their potential ancestors. In the 25th century my descendants are gonna dive into old records and find a selfie of me, photoshop cybernetics onto me, and say I had the perfect face for being annoying about how it felt uploading my brain to the SolarNet while wearing stolen techpriest robes

[beardedmrbean]

[mistakei-deactivated20141120]

[uroko]

Rainy day in Kyoto

[theehorsepusssy]

Meme credit to @yeahiwasintheshit

[nivolumab000q-deactivated202506]

i wish every kitty in entire world would be ok