Me when I fucking get you
send his ass to gongaga
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Game of Thrones Daily
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Xuebing Du

izzy's playlists!
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price

titsay

shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor

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@grouchydonut
Me when I fucking get you
send his ass to gongaga
We Care About You - acrylic paint markers on paper
We have company so he’s hiding in the bathroom
Vivien McDermid (Scottish, 1981) - Postcard (The Sky Chews Sour Grass, Lemons and Charcoal, Cynthia) (2024)
losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch
today's affirmations💌
There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs
Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top
yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to
chocolate covered strawberries 🍓
my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.
this is hands down the finest cheese i have ever consumed. it is so well aged that it is GRITTY with protein crystals. it is a cheddar but it is actually harder and flakier than a parmesan. it makes old shark look like fresh mozzarella. i could cry.
end notes: i ate approximately an 8th of the whole wheel and stopped when my wife reminded me gout is a thing. if i was a dragon id build my horde entirely out of this. i had my last piece ten minutes ago and im super thirsty but im avoiding drinking or swallowing because i want my mouth to keep tasting like this as long as possible. if I watched someone put poison in this i would probably just try to eat around it. if i was the president i would build a pyramid for every person involved in this cheese’s creation. my wife says my pupils are the size of theoretical particles rn and if anything shes understating it.
I love how ppl just do this sometimes to their potential ancestors. In the 25th century my descendants are gonna dive into old records and find a selfie of me, photoshop cybernetics onto me, and say I had the perfect face for being annoying about how it felt uploading my brain to the SolarNet while wearing stolen techpriest robes
Rainy day in Kyoto
Meme credit to @yeahiwasintheshit
i wish every kitty in entire world would be ok