no dick no balls

come find me.

[catgirlforeskin]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[commanderchr1st]

[nonlynear]

www.areyouabadperson.com

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[ouhhoh]

idk if anyone has tried to draw this yet but here is my proposal

[kennedy-assassination-heritage]

Kennedy Assassination Heritage Post

[iamanewvagina101]

Yes

[lamignonette]

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[contemptible-scoundrel]

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

[comment-tube]

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[qelflinq]

The pig on my witch is fading away😢

[dreadwedge]

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl

[veiledfigure]

plucked an appleberry

[tax--payer]

youre a sick fuck

[veiledfigure]

plucks you next

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]