Growing Thornz

College Graduate With a Theater Degree and a minor in fanfiction and sleeping. Masterlist

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[stillgotscars]

tiktok just got blocked but the party don’t stop or whatever kesha said

[handledblunt]

[teathattast]

[scream-boat]

TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

[lestrodamus]

TIKTOK HAS DIED!!!! TIKTOK HAS DIED!!!!

[tranniephannie]

my only 2025 prediction is that at some point they’ll upload a video titled “Dan and Phil Are Hard Launching!” and it’ll be them playing a rocket launcher simulator or some shit

[heystephen]

putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states

[growingthornz]

Logging into Tumblr after TikTok goes dark like….

[lemonpages]

Gonna tell my kids this was Troye Sivan

[ineffableintroverts]

GUYS THEY HIT THE PHENTAGON

[un-monstre]

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

[un-monstre]

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

[moniquill]

Fact: you can absolutely kick a skeleton's ass. You are a skeleton wearing biological power armor. Skeletons of adult humans typically weigh less than 30 pounds. You are in a superior weight class by orders of magnitude.

[roach-works]

i wish someone had told me that when i was a kid and terrified of having to fight a skeleton

[ruinedchildhood]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about missing his mother after she recently passed away.

“When I miss her I remember it’s because she made me so happy, I can celebrate her & miss her at the same time”

[whoyagonnacall-r2d2]

I'm not crying, you are

[ruinedchildhood]

[prokopetz]

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

[domina-honoribila]

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

i made a new christmas carol

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[kaijuno]

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

[kaijuno]

God forbid women do anything

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?