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Painfully Midwestern. Streams of consciousness and screams into the void. Air sign extraordinaire. Hockey. Books. Dogs. Fandom fuckery. Epitome of the millennial. Working on unselfconsciously enjoying things.

[scream-boat]

Hahahahahahaha hey what the actual fuck

[antrea]

[25.01.16] postgame @ new york islanders

[scream-boat]

😳

[alreadyontomorrow]

I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute

[rustythefox]

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

[malykotek]

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

[gabrielislovegabrielislife]

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

[scream-boat]

[talahui]

flyers admin know what the people want

[scream-boat]

I love the flyers, toothless defensemen, and a himbo that will pretend to be literate for the camera.

Ergo EJ is my overlap in the Venn diagram.

[mattymartin]

[scream-boat]

EJ is so fucking real for that.

My family is being torn apart.

[scullywtf]

things started to go bad in the world when translucent electronics went away

[corrodedbisexual]

Once more for those in the back.

[scream-boat]

A patient drew these while shaking off anesthesia and decided that they needed to be gifted to the staff.

I’m pissed that the Reagan one is so good. The likeness is uncanny, but how dare you gift me a rendering of his visage?

I had to bite my tongue and repeatedly remind myself not to rant to the drugged surgical patient about why that man is the woooorst.

[furiousgoldfish]

Dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything, and my fear of being a burden by never doing anything that involves other people. Foolproof.

[scream-boat]

I played library chicken and I lost.

Nothing matches up to the pure panic you feel when you get 8 notifications in 30 seconds from an onslaught of holds coming available.

[scream-boat]

Tumblr seeing all of the newly re-active blogs in the wake of the TikTok Ban

[treeezyparadise]

Sorry. I am Odysseus and that was my pig year

[echoric]

everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria

[rockpapertheodore]

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.