make more of ur farmers strange creatures I love it sm
anyway Rain first impressions
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make more of ur farmers strange creatures I love it sm
anyway Rain first impressions
A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan
-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man
-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show
-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)
-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working
-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”
-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart
-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital
-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case
-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients
-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work
-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair
-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force
-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.
-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless
-“what time she was in the hospital?”
-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck
-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”
-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”
-“it would have killed her years ago”
-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”
-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office
-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”
-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”
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#love the implication that house is force sensitive and decided to become a dark side user for medical malpractice reasons (via @gravity-loves-me)
I’m HOWLING this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks
gnawing on that transfem angel’s halo until it cracks open and i start sucking out the raw divinity like crabmeat.
I don't see what the-- oh gosh
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I think modern day Duke Nukem would be a total chaser because he’d come out of whatever coma Randy ‘Greaseball’ Pitchford has him in and he’d hear about trans women and be like “Damn… they’re making new chicks… I gotta get a piece of that action.” And he’d pull his notepad (labeled ‘SHIT I GOTTA TRY’) and crayon out and write ‘TGIRL PUSSY’ directly under ‘NEW MCRIB’ and ‘CONCUSSION’
taking an antianthrogen to become more bestial
its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
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Soulslike boss fight against a dude with a dynastic title of some sort, like "Lord of the Onyx Throne" or whatever, where instead of the same baddie changing movesets or powering up across multiple phases, the first dude just dies, and a second dude with a fresh life bar reading "Heir to the Onyx Throne" immediately jumps into the arena to continue the fight, except after a second or two "Heir to" gets crossed out and replaced with "Lord of". When you kill the second dude, the same thing happens again. This goes on for like five separate phases.
One of the phases is a duo boss where both baddies are identically titled "Pretender to the Onyx Throne"; when you kill one, the other's title immediately changes to "Lord of the Onyx Throne".
puki what do you think of the game awards
I saw a lotta people cranky that Astro Bot won GOTY over Wukong. I think if you believe Wukong was robbed of GOTY then you're legitimately a fake gamer. Out of 6 games, Wukong was 6th place in line to win GOTY. It is an objectively, and I mean PURELY objectively worse game than the other candidates, and I'm sick of ugly moron streamers trying to convince their susceptible audience otherwise.
This is Spiderman 2 all over again: the worst game out of a list of games having the loudest, dumbest audience. I liked the game, but it is easily a case of popularity obfuscating proper, unbiased criticism. I mean, look at the People's Choice Award - 3 out of the 5 nominees were fucking anime gatcha games. If that doesn't unequivocally prove that popularity isn't a good gauge for actual quality, then idk what it says.
I bet my ass Puki has a gacha game on his device, he speaks like a true devoted fan - hates fucking anime gachas with a burning passion
Think again bozo.