(づ￣ ³￣)づ

[grumble-bumble-bee]

lmao what’s up Tumblr. I’m basically dead on here so if u wanna stay in touch I’m on Twitter @briar_bunny

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[imsopopfly]

What did he say?

[deactivated-tahor]

“Trans Rights”

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

songs to stand in the kitchen holding a knife to

[ianime0]

Studio Ghibli | Spirited Away (2001) and Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Parallels  

[ubercharge]

i showed my friend the sun bears from that post and he was like “what about moon bears” and there IS in fact a type of bear nicknamed the moon bear and fuckingh nothing could’ve prepared me for the images

large. wide. sit.

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

only one other person has said this so for anyone else who was wondering: this is the asian black bear, or ursus thibetanus

[yazzdonut]

made myself a self indulgent steam avatar feel free to use! just credit me somewhere

[kristina100000]

stay strong queen your dick is huge

[felidang]

GAY RATS!!! definitely hasnt been done before :,)

These won’t be the only ones I’ll do, so if you don’t see your flag don’t worry!

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[hanavbara]

it’s october 3rd so mean girls as a 90’s anime 💋💄💖✨

[i-am-a-fish]

if you have knees, you are valid

[shabloskie]

homophobes have knees tho

[i-am-a-fish]

not for long

[sundankid]

GIRLFRIEND

BOYFRIEND

EVERYTHING HAS AN END EXCEPT

COWBOY

[clairjohnson]

A devastating blow.

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[umbreeonic]

when u realize it’s undertale day

[justanotherass]

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[speciesofleastconcern]

don’t threaten me with a good time