Grumpy Bao

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STFU ⛔︎

“Hi, nice to meet you.” Words I’ll soon take back. Cut right past the niceties, Lord have mercy, here comes the attack.

How do you breathe? I couldn’t get a word in. You keep talking talking I”ll let you fin…

Go ahead, go on. Please, finish your thought. Oh good grief, It’s been an hour long.

I’ll chime in now. Wait, I’m not done. Please let me finish. Reign in your tongue.

This is getting worse. You are barely tolerable. Mansplaining, name dropping, Save me from this earful.

I need to go. You need to stop. I have to rest my case, Before my forehead vein pops.

I don’t hear words anymore. Just incessant, unbearable noise. Condescending, patronizing, Stinking breathe to fill the void.

I’ve simply had enough. You’re so in love with your own voice. You narcissistic piece of shit, Just shut the fuck up!

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Linnet

They’ll say I took him from you. Simply because I could.

You two played Bonnie and Clyde, while courting Jekyll and Hyde

He should win an oscar, for making me believe. While you are the sun, I was only the moon.

Did you throw your head back, shared a glass of wine and laughed? My death so cruelly calculated. Pat yourselves in the back.

Your fury disguised in friendship, even hell would applaud you for. I only take what I’ve been given. Are my circumstances worth dying for?

Put me out with a single shot, different hands formed the trigger. A scorned woman, who would’ve thought, our days in the sun, I wish you’d remember.

The cards that I’ve been dealt were lonely queens and jesters. Surrounded by diamonds I may not have earned, but my cruel demise, I don’t deserve.

The doctor that couldn’t heal himself of a broken heart. And is blood not thicker than water? Your feigned loyalty, truly a work of art.

And a boisterous woman, sees nothing but a pension fund.

I’m foolish for being so soft. Forgotten how to be clever. For her I wanted what’s best, but only she knew better.

I scream in my sleep, but soundless and unseen. You harbor your hatred of me, like a fugitive at sea.

Did he sneer about the role he took, while he was in bed with me. Toast to my beguiled soul, “cheers darling, to our favorite idiot.”

His scorching hot days were my cool Nubian nights. While you steered the ship ahead, my mutiny hid in plain sight.

Put me out, just one shot. All your hands tied the knot. For the lovely noose fit for me, your martyred Egyptian queen.

Are you happy now? Such a tragic ending. In death and denial, my death in the Nile.

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You know, the big-face ones that fill my entire screen? It’s International Selfie Day. Practice safe selfie. 😆

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“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." - Ashleigh Brilliant

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He gave me blank Muji notebooks, I gave one back to him after destroying the cover 😝

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I know that you think about 🤭

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#internationalwomensday Many feel “meekness” is an undesirable attribute — that someone who is “meek” must be weak, timid and submissive. It's actually the opposite. Meekness is a unique strength. It is POWER under control. It is knowing how to maintain the fire under pressure and stepping back to allow grace, kindness and better things to fill the void. It's like provoking the mild-mannered Clark Kent and he knowing he can literally rip your head off, but he chooses not to. There are times to speak up and get hell bent on change and this past year, women have. But never mistake a woman who has chosen meekness as her battle weapon, for she is not weak. Not all battles are won by fire and fury. Many battles are diffused quietly and under careful control. It is so natural and easy to instinctively react with fire when provoked, but it takes a TREMENDOUS amount of strength (not weakness), to contain that fire under pressure, knowing you can spill blood, but won't. That's meek sauce. Happy International Women's Day! Quote from The Handmaid's Tale.

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I'm.....glad you feel the same way. 😰🦄 #goodsavebro

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Playing with luminescent ink with brush lettering.

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福 is pronounced "fook" in Cantonese. It means good fortune or blessing and is used in many Chinese New Year posters, signs, etc. "What the...blessings!" Let's be continually surprised and grateful for all the blessings we have daily. May we never take them for granted. What the 福 are you thankful for? Happy Lunar New Year! 💥

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Endearment. Also, it’s “baking,” not faking. That would not be a good look. 

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Relax gurrrrrl.

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Chachacha!

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It’s okay. We have two.

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I still don’t know what this means. Is this an interrogative or declarative sentence?

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Toasty!