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[ she / gay / 21yr / Chilean / sjw ] Una vez me pagaron por comerme un bicho. Antifa-Antiterf

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[despazito]

People will look you straight in the eye and say that applying a hot cauterizing iron to an animal's skull does not cause pain

[bengustown]

happy birthday everyone

[bengustown]

Not what I meant.

[bengustown]

happy birthday my beautiful friend Calendar

[evilscientist3]

I'm not corrupted by the amulet or anything but people who might try to touch or steal it from me definitely have to die. just as a moral thing

[silvermoon424]

[liberalsarecool]

Pedophilia never gets in the way of power.

[moniquill]

[hunybody]

please read this substack about pantone choosing cloud dancer for color of the year 2026

[three--rings]

No really, you should read it.

[therapatical]

you know what has sincerely irked me ever since I saw the announcement?

the shade.....is inconsistent across the marketing.

this image is the main one for most of the announcements about it:

enhance

enhance some more

now let's look at the actual swatch

IT'S NOT THE SAME. THEY'RE DIFFERENT COLORS. I WILL PUT THEM SIDE BY SIDE TO PROVE IT:

those are two completely different colors. literally. those are not the same color. the one in the ad is distinctly more warm toned & brighter!!!!!!!!

LIESSSSSSSS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm even angrier now, I mean people were saying it was just Landlord White but that really truly is Landlord White. All the colour scientists in the world got together to determine which shade of white-ish was the most depressing shade possible. Which shade made people look at it and instinctively think "I am staring at the wall of a for-profit prison into which I have been confined on false charges". And they gazed upon what they had wrought and realised that there was no justifying their decision to the public, so they straightup lied about what their decision was in the press release. And the pit they had dug themselves was so deep that even their significantly better lie drew universal disdain.

[brawltogethernow]

Man, he gets it.

[localapparently]

it's better this way

[threedollarsdotcom]

killin everyone with my awesome blade just cause #thursdaynight

[victorianchap]

[vintagemen1800s1900s]

c. 1890 Postcard

[plenilune]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

[orviposition-deactivated2026012]

can you guys believe that yuri saves lives everyday

[depsidase]

[strawberry-crocodile]

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

[strawberry-crocodile]

sir do you understand that you are being criticized right now

[tinkerbitch69]

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

[grfn-btbtas]

Type of shit your grandparents tell you that is categorically unconvincing

[quasi-normalcy]

Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

[rocktheholygrail]

[godisafujoshi]