[jarenka]

obikin’s terrible flirting, part two. 

in the same time anakin looks like a person who has very fancy made-to-measure black medical corset. 

[grumpymuffinmama]

#obikin #obiwan kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader #vaderkin

[gffa]

Sometimes I cannot believe how much I appreciate the Obikin fandom and how much it’s spoiled me for giving me ridiculously charming fic, incredibly funny and hilarious fic, fic that breaks my heart, fic that heals my heart, fic that makes me want to gnaw on my own arm because I’m in awe of how amazing the authors are, how much a fic can smack my id straight on, how I can roll around in the fluff or wallow in the angst, how the fic runs the gamut of Obi-Wan and Anakin’s lifetimes, whether set during the Clone Wars or during the time of the Rebellion, whether it’s something nice or whether it’s Anakin being all Vadery and awful, there’s always someone writing something that makes me want to barf up rainbows for how good it is. So here’s a bunch of STAR WARS fics I think everyone should read because the fandom is amazing and there’s very few things I enjoy more than the feeling of being sated on a bunch of good fic. Or lots of quality banging. Or crying about these two idiots having terrible lives. Or just crying about feelings in general because you guys are amazing at punching me right in them. WHAT KIND OF FIC YOU’LL FIND HERE:

CANON-COMPLIANT (-ISH, WHATEVER) AT LEAST UP UNTIL THE GALAXY GOES PEAR-SHAPED

FUCK THE NOISE OUT OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S HEAD

DARTH ASSHOLE CAT SHOULD BE GRABBED BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK AND SCOLDED BACK TO THE LIGHT

FUCK YOU, CANON, THINGS GO A LITTLE NICER IN THIS UNIVERSE

WORLD IS HARD AND COLD, OBIKIN FLUFF IS SOFT AND WARM

MODERN AUS CAN BE FUN AND CHARMING AS HELL AND A GREAT CHANCE TO MAP CANON DYNAMICS ONTO A WORLD WHERE THEY CAN HAVE A HAPPIER LIFE, IT’S A WIN ALL THE WAY AROUND

WHAT DID CANON EVER DO BUT BREAK OUR HEARTS ANYWAY? TIME TO TELL CANON TO FUCK OFF AND WRITE AN AU

Keep reading

[teamhangaround]

They won!

[hedonistbyheart]

I love how Obi-Wan enters a hug. He always stretches out his arms way before he reaches the person. It's very "hugs please!" And I love it😩

So cute🥺

[shywhitemoose]

If it seems like I never finish anything it's because there's always a new idea to get lost in

[artemisthehuntress]

Moose you’re so fucking talented I stg I am losing my mind

[grumpymuffinmama]

#obiwan kenobi #anakin skywalker

[gffa]

CHRIST FUCKING ALIVE THIS HURTS MY HEART. This is immediately after Bespin, while Leia, Lando, and Chewbacca argue about what to do next, because they lost their chance to go after Han because they had to save Luke, who has just found out that Vader is his father and has just had his hand cut off, and he’s not even part of the discussion, he’s just sitting there. Lifeless. He slowly stirs out of it, wondering where Han is, and even when Leia is so gentle with him, he can’t stop having flashbacks to Vader cutting his hand off and being confused and lost and scared. This hurts my heart for him so much because he was not ready for any of this. Not only does Mark Hamill compare his reaction to what Vader’s saying as being akin to commiting suicide, but he can’t even tell anyone what he learned about Vader being his father, it’s upended his entire world and he can’t even tell Leia or Chewbacca or Han because they’ve all got their shit going on, because Han is in carbonite, because Leia is running a rebellion, because it’s Vader and he can’t bear that they might look at him differently. And it just hurts my heart for Luke Skywalker, I love him and he doesn’t deserve this pain, even if I know he can rise above it.  MY HEART HURTS ABOUT LUKE SKYWALKER AGAIN, AS ALWAYS.

[grumpymuffinmama]

#luke skywalker

[gil-estel]

handy guide to star wars tv shows I made for my mom:

the mandalorian - Obi-Wan DEAD

andor - Obi-Wan ALIVE

the bad batch - Obi-Wan ALIVE

the book of boba fett - Obi-Wan DEAD

[gil-estel]

(via @moon-magick-enby-626 )

[gffa]

If it’s good enough for how Anakin Skywalker measures the timeline in the galaxy, it’s good enough for the rest of us!

[forcearama]

Anakin telling Obi-Wan that his fall wasn't Obi-Wan's fault is making me crack up today, because it was a Very Touching Moment and I loved it and the entire show with my whole heart BUT there's something that is just SO funny about it. They should have just leaned into it.

Obi-Wan: [disheveled, crying, hasn't showered in months, sleeps on a slab in a cave] Anakin, The Universe's Least-Together, Biggest Disaster Person Who Has Spent Literal Years Stewing In His Own Rage In a Ridiculously Enormous Lava Castle: Jesus damn, Obi-Wan. You are a mess. You know what? Nevermind, it wasn't your fault, it was my fault, oh my GODS stop crying here have a tissue OK I'm just gonna...I mean yes obviously I hate you and I want to murder you but -- hang on, OK, again, STOP CRYING I CAN'T TAKE IT. Look: we can do this another time, probably. I can kill you a different day. You should maybe get some sleep. And take a shower. [awkwardly pats Obi-Wan on the arm] Uh. There there. Also here's 50 credits. Buy yourself something nice.

Sheev, later: So did you finally get your revenge so that you can stop talking about Kenobi every 15 goddamned seconds? Vader: No, but I did take him out for ice cream and we made out a little before he left. Sheev: [drinks from a flask]

[grumpymuffinmama]

#obikin #vaderwan

[edgeofn1ght]

Anakin's #1 hobby: drive Obi-Wan to distraction

[grumpymuffinmama]

#obikin

[bladetoblade]

“why are obi-wan and anakin swinging laser swords at each other?”

“they’re having a fight”

“then why are they still holding hands?”

“they get sad when they fight”

[grumpymuffinmama]

#obikin

[shanehollandered]

#no thoughts head empty #just anakin draping obi-wan's arm over his shoulder and hanging on TIGHT

[orientalld]

[grumpymuffinmama]

#codywan #obiwan kenobi #kit fisto

[orientalld]

[grumpymuffinmama]

#obikin #vaderwan

[orientalld]

[orientalld]

[anakinfests]

Anakin didn't get on his knees for Obi-Wan in canon, but he can in any of our prompts. Check them out here or sign up for the sub Anakin event here! 👀💦💫

[thesecondbatgirl]

“It is simply a thought puzzle on how to destroy the Jedi without resorting to mass-murder.” I’m sorry thought experiments about how to commit cultural instead of physical genocide aren’t the shining positive things you think they are. You are still advocating for the destruction of a religious group. Maybe there are some reasons why this isn’t a fun hypothetical to people. Because it’s something we’ve had to survive before.

[grumpymuffinmama]

#we love and cherish the jedi in this house