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Gayest toku moment between 2011-2013

Which is the gayest moment

Gokaiger: I'm with you, even beyond your dreams

Power Rangers Samurai: Believe it baby, I'm back

Power Rangers Megaforce: Gia/Emma Special Flower (2 parts)

Kamen Rider OOO: Eiji/Ankh Beach Fight

Other: Please provide links

Voting ended onMar 23, 2023

(I can't find a clip of the Eiji vs Ankh beach fight, please provide me one if you have one)

#toku #gokaiger #kamen rider ooo #power rangers megaforce #power rangers samurai #gayest toku #Youtube

desertleviathan

Thinking about Alternate Animations for powers, and I think every Job should have a unique Teleport option.

Dark Knight - Your shadow pools around your feet and you stand bolt upright as you sink into it like it's suddenly quicksand.

Paladin - Dozens of spectral swords assemble themselves into mighty wings behind you and you soar off. Gunbreaker - You do the old Rough Divide animation but at an angle to the ground and with a much bigger explosion, and Team Rocket yourself off to the horizon.

Warrior - You stomp the ground so hard that a rift opens at your feet and swallows you.

Bastion - You duck behind your huge shields. Then they topple over revealing that you've disappeared behind them, and explode to keep their technology from falling into the hands of the enemy.

Dragoon - You jump, and don't come back down. This is the most obvious one on the list I think.

Ninja - SMOKE BOMB

Reaper - You just tear a void gate open with your scythe, with your Avatar's clawed fingers prying it open from the other side.

Viper - You shimmer like a mirage until you are wholly camouflaged into the environment and invisible.

Samurai - Gilgamesh opens a portal to try to challenge you a duel and steal your sweet-ass sword. You kick him back through and step into the interdimensional rift after him.

Monk - Superboy Prime Reality-Shattering Punch

Machinist - You deploy a bunch of your little drone buddies that appear to shoot lasers in a bunch of your normal combat animations, and they form a rectangular field of shimmering light that you step through.

Bard - An old-timey hooked cane appears from off camera and drags you off stage.

Dancer - You give a flourish and a bow, roses start getting flung at you from all directions until there are so many that you're no longer visible, and when they stop you are gone.

Black Mage - Straight up Voidsent Warp Gate. Or else you ascend in a conflagration of hellfire and crash down at your new location as a living Meteor.

Summoner - Bahamut or Phoenix swoops down to clutch you in its talons and carry you to your destination.

Red Mage - You cast your LB3 and die to mechanics that you blinded yourself to. When you release to your home point, it takes you to your teleport destination instead.

Pictomancer - You pull out a comically large pencil or a bucket of turpentine and erase yourself from the current landscape.

Scholar - A swarm of faeries swirl around you and form a column of light, and when they dissipate you are gone.

White Mage - The forbidden warp spell Y'shtola nearly killed herself with twice, but you do it right because you're the Warrior of Goddamn Light.

Astrologian - A card hovers out from your deck until it covers your character from the perspective of any onlooker. It says "The Prestige!" and shows a magician entering a door on one side of the room and exiting another door on the opposite side of the same room. When the card fades, you're gone.

Sage - Your medical laser drones disassemble you like reverse 3d printing, zoom off, and reassemble you at your destination.

Blue Mage - You already have one, you use the Bomb explosion to blow yourself up but this time you don't leave a corpse.

Beastmaster - A stampede of critters rushes by, and you hitch a ride on one that carries you off out of view.

rad-roche

i tried final fantasy pvp! i'm just going to post this here because i don't want to think about this ever again.

damianwaynerocks

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

explorerrowan

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

kitt-the-werefox

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

fefeman

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

silverscreenx

Bat-option papers

phantoms-lair

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

damianwaynerocks

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

coffeebuddha

@absentlyabbie

animate-mush

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

damianwaynerocks

excellent addition

whetstonefires

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

princesscolumbia

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

supreme-leader-stoat

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

library-seraph

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

darrenpillowscriss

lichrelly

this post has everything

jumpingjacktrash

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

dizzyghoast

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

dizzyghoast

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

autisticlittleguy

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

cameoamalthea

I feel like the reaction would be similar to this.

autisticlittleguy

Can you imagine being rocky tossing over that capsule during first contact. Like oh yeah, theyll probably use their robotic arm to catch it. And then you see like. This horribly clumsy alien come out of the ship, flailing about, wiggling across the hull trying to catch the capsule. Like oh. Oh so thats the kind of species i am dealing with

rotsnovelization

OBI-WAN KENOBI Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

thememedaddy

letseyx

At first, he just wanted to have sex with him. That's absolutely clear. That's all he wanted from him. Come to my shop, I got some nice clothes for you...but you'll have to change first. - Andrew Robinson - What We Left Behind

jacksally

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

swordfright

you guys are so annoying. why do i have to see discourse every year that's like "was tolkien really a woke king or was he your conservative uncle?" the guy was a devout catholic and a genteel misogynist who maintained lifelong friendships with queer people and women, and this isn't even paradoxical because that was part of the upper-class oxford culture he was immersed in. tolkien told the nazis to fuck off (and in doing so demonstrated a real understanding of what racism is and why it's harmful, beyond simply "these guys are bad news because they're who my country is at war with right now") but his inner life was marked by internalized racism that is deeply and inextricably woven into the art that he made. he foolishly described himself as an anarcho-monarchist, and it's kind of crazy to see people on this website passionately arguing that he likely never meaningfully engaged with anarchist theory, because...yeah, no shit, of course he didn't. tolkien didn't have to engage with most sociopolitical theory because as an upper-class englishman of his position, he was never affected by any of the issues that this theory is concerned with. what is plainly obvious from reading both his fiction and letters is that tolkien's ideal political system was that the divinely ordained god-king would rise up and rule in perfect justice and humility; he didn't want a government, he wanted a king arthur, even though (obviously) he was aware that outcome was impossible. why is it so hard for people to accept that he was just some guy! his letters aren't a code you have to crack. no amount of arguing or tumblr-level analysis is going to one day reveal a rhetorically airtight internally consistent worldview spanning jrrt's fiction, academic work, and personal writings, thereby "solving" the question of whether he was a woke king or your conservative uncle. his ideology was extremely inconsistent because, at the end of the day, he was just some guy.

hacash

You’ll all sleep a lot better when you realise that actually most people, rather than being purity in human form or evil incarnate, are in fact just some guy.

jayalaw

He was some teacher that didn’t like teaching

purple-ant

‎"nemik's "try." is contrasted to yoda's "do or do not, there is no try" because that's how normal people do it—" umm no?

‎please don't put my two bad bitches against each other when in fact they would get along great

‎yoda's words mean not to do something by half, if you do something you do it with all you got, no "tries" and half efforts

‎nemik's words are about doing it no matter what. scared, overpowered, against something bigger than anything you can imagine and still giving it a chance

‎they don't contradict each other, they complete each other

‎do it. try.

capnseamus

Like from a Jedi stand point Yoda's words are also practical. Literally everything above is true, because both are a challenge against a person going "I cannot possibly do this thing you are asking me to do, I will fail." Luke's "I'll try" is pretty much "Let me do it, to prove to you that I can't." Both Luke and Cassian, and everyone needs that push. But Yoda is also specifically going "Hey man, your psychic brain powered telekinesis is very powered by how much you believe you can do it, so if on any level you are convinced you can't do it, you won't."