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OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

pickle-inspect0r

ilikedaisiesinthespringtime

I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD

movedtosaucymcfuzzy

for some reason it refused to recognize the third page of my letters but they were all pretty unnecessary mathematic things anyway so I’m not too worried. still something to keep in mind though, I hope it doesn’t happen for you!

januarycomicsmonth

paintfont.com would be a good place to go to quickly make a custom font for your comic!

weavingmemories

timon-the-tomato-deactivated201

ehh

It looks just as horrible in real life..even worse with the letter attached…

frickmyrick-deactivated20170811

I’ll try this later.

you can also use alternative alphabets

authorloremipsum

Welp. Guess I know what font I’m gonna be using for comics from now on. B)

Welp. Looks like I have to do this now. So I can use this for Tengri’s asks.

For some reason there is no apostrophe in my set, but it still looks cool.

NEAT THING ALERT

The site is now called https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ but it’s basically the same!

sparks-sketchbook

Trying this later

My issue with cutesy swear replacements is that they aren't necessary. English vocabulary is enormous, if you refuse to swear, there are plenty of other words you can use instead. Making up a cutesy replacement for a swear, instead of using an already existing clean word feels like one of those awkward things Chris chan or even bentehlooney would do back in the day

Yes! Oh god, yes! Instead of “fucking” just use “bloody”! It’s already popular!

But it’s fun to say heckin.

Plus it’s funny.

And everyone knows what bastard, bitch, motherfucker, and asshole mean.

But calling someone a jackanape is hilarious.

I don’t really see heckin as a replacement for fuck or fuckin. It has a different feel to it. I wouldn’t use it when I’m angry the way I would fuck. It’s just a fun little word. Like, heck, guys it’s just somethin people say.

Also getting used to censoring your words is good when your around children or people who may not like such words.

I’m allowed to curse around my parents though but I would never curse around my grandparent.

So if I want to say “damn” I go “dang”

If I want to say “fucking” I do say “heckin”

Are you guys, like, ten?

drdrunkpigeon-phd

Nah we just care about children and/or are burdened enough to work in a customer service job

To this day I don’t get it.

Kids fucking love swear words. Kids swear all the time when adults aren’t looking.

And you’re not allowed to use even the replacement swearwords in customer service, regardless.

drdrunkpigeon-phd

And I lost my virginity at 14, doesn’t mean adults should be obviously sexual in front of kids either. Just because kids will end up doing it doesn’t mean you should try to withhold that innocence. And actually, teenagers swear, 5 year olds should not. Basics.

Getting into the habit of replacing actual swearing with dumb shit like heck is a big step on, if I said “oof dang it” instead of “shit fuck it” in front of a customer, I’m not gonna get in trouble for that. I work not only in customer service, but in a car dealership where there are legitimate people who put in bed reviews and complain for something as simple as the chairs being to swivelly or not being offered a complimentary hot drink.

Also, hecking memes dude

done-with-your-bs

Thanks to memes, I can’t hear the word “heck” or “hecking” without thinking of images like this featuring a doggo.

I got real creative with my cussing when I worked retail. I’d say things like “son of a bagel hole” instead of “son of a bitch”.

I also used to swear in British instead of American.

Never got in trouble.

Tessa Thompson & Chris Hemsworth on the set of “Thor: Ragnarok”

Paolo Sebastian // Haute Couture - Spring 2018

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

This.

It’s genuinely worrying to me how often white supremacist misogynist dudes have a weird Viking obsession. The Vikings did not agree with you. Stop dragging the Vikings into this.

Right-wingers: We should treat the Muslims like the Vikings did! Me: You mean travel thousands of miles to strike up profitable trade deals with them in their own countries and establish mutually beneficial business arrangements? Right-wingers: Wot?

Move to a predominantly Muslim country, convert to Islam, and become famous makers of cheese.

mistressofthebats

Vikings not only had a role for Trans people, all the famous manly viking Gods, Odin, Thor, Loki? Yeah they all turned into women from time to time to access Transgender Magic, the most powerful magic.

Uh, not…not quite.

Thor never turned into a woman. He did let Loki dress him up as one once (it was Heimdall’s idea, but Loki did it, because who else would know drag.

Loki turned into a woman more than once and also into female animals. He got pregnant as a mare and birthed Odin’s steed, Sleipnir. Because of this, he has become something of a patron for trans and NB people.

There are also no surviving tales of Odin turning into a woman.

However, Odin’s ordeal on Yggdrasil was so he could learn women’s magic.

One of the things that the old Northmen considered to be women’s work was, yes, magic. Magic. Divination. Medicine. All women’s work. Women were in many ways seen as being closer to the gods.

Odin had to go through a nine-day ordeal to be able to access it. This may be a symbolic way of tasting the ordeals of womanhood (menstruation, childbirth). A mortal man who practiced magic was often seen as ergi (unmanly). Didn’t mean they didn’t exist, but it would have been looked at askance.

The lore doesn’t support, as much as I would like it to, “transgender magic” in the far north. That said, we’ve lost a lot, and I would not be at all surprised if some volvas (traveling female sages and priestesses) were trans women, or if trans women were seen as having their own special magic because they too would have faced the ordeal of “proving their womanhood.”

Beyond that, we don’t really know exactly how the pre-Christian Northmen felt about trans people in general. We do know that some women did indeed fight, although the term “shieldmaiden” implies a more defensive role and points to the likelihood that women of rank would have defended the household from bandits, wild beasts, or enemies while the men were off trading. Some of those “female” skeletons found with the accoutrements of a warrior may have been trans.

If you have found something in your research that helps, by all means let me know and I can add it to my list ;).

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

Odin learned seidr from Freyja. He learned sigildry from death. Seidr and runecraft are two quite different styles of magic and Odin learning them is related in two different stories.

Also: Saxo’s Gesta Danorum *definitely* contains AMAB trans people forming the priesthood of Freyr at Uppsala.

Yup. In case you were wondering, this is what happens when you get the horse on Colossus 13.

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

All magic has a price.

Sometimes that price is $5.

Tip your local witch for their goods and services.

maureen2musings

Lupine under the Milky Way

bay.photography

dankmemeuniversity

i love this wolf so much i had to draw him…..

CUTE!!!

wenchyfloozymoo

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)

Girls supporting Girls.

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

joey-wheeler-official

me, anytime there’s fog: Whoa am i about to be haunted by physical manifestations of my inner turmoil, flaws as a human being and past wrongdoings and also pyramid head who is there solely for the sake of marketing?

thebeautyofbecoming

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

lauraannegilman

weirdly, or maybe not-weirdly, photos like this fill me with hope.

Because no matter how much we stamp our feet and insist on being All-Important, maybe we’re actually not so much, and after we take ourselves off the game board in a huff of indignation, Life will barely notice we were there.

You know it is right, when even doing nothing, feels like everything.

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