I'm sucking my own dick and dying

-alex- -he/him or they/them- -INTJ- -Wiccan-

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/rogerkilimanjaro

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[yeehawlw]

this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show

[carnival-phantasm]

@minatokun

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[anapeixotoart]

I miss him

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[otherwindow]

[thefoxconfessor]

If they delete this hellsite and we’re mutuals, please keep in touch by offering a vial of blood to the tallest tree in you local forest during the closest lunar eclipse

[ratfuck]

British food look like this

[roseskinnycoffee]

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

[ratfuck]

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

[queerdungeons]

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ankle-beez]

[weenkinks]

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

[aceofsplades]

Tumblr was where I first saw naked trans bodies presented as natural and beautiful. Not as objects of pornography, or as something freaky, just beautiful human bodies. It was very important to me. It disturbs me this is being taken away.

[somecunttookmyurl]

*like 7 thinking emojis*

[rudjedet]

I see, I see. 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple