:/

I'm Shelly. Sorry if I disappear for months at a time. That’s just me.

[goblinlibrary]

Y’all, I haven’t been outside, other than going to and from an ambulance since January. I need to get out! It’s so green!

[grungybibliophile]

Rest easy, Claire. I hope it’s green wherever you are.

[radical-eve]

[kasaron]

Guessing it uses ultrasound?

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Ultrasonic background noise, yes.

[kasaron]

Ye, that’s what I’d use.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

The real question is whether they’re gonna hold the patent close to their chest so they can sell it, or if they’ll open the patent so homegamers can take a crack at building their own.

[boomalope-pope]

They’ve already put the code and 3D printing models up on github!

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

God bless ‘em

[vaporwavevocap]

Heroes.

[darthmarrsgf]

*gentle, mournful clown honks wafting on the breeze*

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[aru]

guys

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

[aru]

happy 10 year anniversary lmao

[lakevida]

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her

[lakevida]

she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[grinchwrapsupreme]

[heartshop]

[supermoonscarab]

[inrainbows-deactivated20211029]

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

[chillyfeetsteak]

bog era

[porterr-robinson]

[snake-and-mouse]

Oh to be a little cat succumbing to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos

[littleboynamedplatypus]

[cryptid-sighting]

Devestated

[deadbeatmaker]

I actually wouldn’t mind people coming back to tumblr, I think an increase in activity could be fun. I think it would be fucking hilarious if people tried to introduce 2021s influencer culture on here. you would literally get eaten alive

[garchomp-ings]

[severedhumanear]

it is fucking critical that gen z kids rediscover the idea of posers

[letstalkaboutthehusband]

posers AND sell outs !!!!!!

[topaz-luckdragon]

[petfinder-names]

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[sonypraystation]

Nintendo be livin in 2086 and 2002 at the same time i dont get it

[sonypraystation]

[maraeffect]

what’s even funnier is that the Bluetooth thing was just a software update. they could have done that whenever; there’s no extra hardware the switch needs for it