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@gryff-n-huff
Huff: You often use humor to deflect trauma Gryff: Thank you Huff: I didn't say that was a good thing Gryff: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
#gryffnhuff#gryff n' huff#harry potter#hp#school of witchcraft and wizardry#incorrect hogwarts houses#incorrect harry potter quotes#gryffindor pride#hufflepride#gryffindor#hogwarts au quotes#hogwarts
Gryff, brushing in Huff’s sink: Good morning.
Huff: When did you get here?
Gryff: I spent the night.
Huff: But I remember you leaving before I went to bed. You said, “good night, I’m going home” and then you left.
Gryff: Yeah, but then, on my way out, I tripped and fell down.
Huff: Oh my god, were you hurt?
Gryff: Nah, I just didn’t feel like getting up, so I slept on the floor
If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this
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And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible. Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming. Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away. What the fuck they gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not. Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word.
Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again.
If it’s a kid, and only the kid has seen you, act horrified that you’ve been found.
Beg them to keep you a secret, and give them the jewel/coin in exchange.
i swear to god ultra rich people are so fucking boring with their mansions and yachts. ThiS is what i wanna see in the world. Where are the superheroes? The masquerade balls? WHO is gonna invent real farie wings that let you fly??
Gryff: Hey Huff, do you know what kind of dog Fang is? I was trying to think of it earlier but I can’t remember
Huff: Sure, he’s large, long, and gray
Gryff: No, I mean what breed is he?
Huff: Oh dude I don’t know dog breeds. All dogs are just dogs to me
Gryff: What??? Then what about my dogs?
Huff: Small short brown, and large long black.
Peeves: causing mischief
Gryff: I swear to god Peeves, I can’t wait till the day I die! Cause the first thing that’s gonna happen is you catching these ghostly hands!
Huff: It’s dark in here Gryff: Don’t worry dude I got this Gryff: *Stomps their feet* Gryff: *Skechers light up*
Huff: You’re not still dating them?
Gryff: Nah, they only liked me for my socks.
Huff: That’s weird.
Gryff [pulls their pants up to reveal long socks that light up in colorful LED patterns] Is it?
transfiguration is so boring i’m skipping -hey what are you doing in library shouldn’t you be in class? oh you’re skipping too let’s skip together and why are you telling me that transfiguration is great when it’s actually really boring
um because it is a GREAT CLASS
Who is more willing to cry in front of the other?
Huff is a proud crybaby
Which one is more likely to be the caretaker when the other is sick
Gryff all the way
bee time
This may Bee the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week
How are you doing
Pretty good. Wbu mate
Gryff: Just chillin in me box. Physically I’m fine, emotionally I’m bruised
Huff: Like a banana
Gryff: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you.
Huff: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool!
Gryff: Tripping over a quaffle on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
Huff: We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at making annoying noises?
Gryff: My time has come.
Gryff: I wasn't hurt that badly. Madam Pomfrey said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.
