DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies
Love Begins
pixel skylines
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.
Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@shmapes
No, you would not be teaching theory on the leftist commune. You’ll be helping me clean up the elderly who shit themselves while the nurses and doctors tend to other patients. Now grab fresh sheets. Your mother in law needs to be cleaned up and your bi gf is bawling her eyes out.
anyway tmi do you guys wanna hear a medical malpractice™ I learned happened to me about a month ago
Smallest gore(?) warning. A very summarized version of what happened:
Nurse: says here you got an implant in your arm 5 years ago
Me: yeah the doctor said I wouldn't have to come back in 5 years to get it taken out
Nurse: it expired 2 years ago.
Me:
Nurse: it expired 2 years ago. I understand you did not come here for this but we need to get that removed. today. like right now.
Me: oh :( well i didnt mentally prep for the pain but if you give me a few minutes I'll be ready
Nurse: ....what do you mean 'pain'. We give you a shot. You're supposed to be numb
Me: uh last time I had this happen he took out the old one without that. He did it in under three minutes, he pulled it out and showed it to me, it had arm tissue still attached to it. One nurse held my arm down while he did it and I had to lay on the floor in tears afterwards. That's how it's always been
Nurse:
anyway im doing much better now and my new nurse is literally the best.
She's ghostin you but shes goblin me
ty for the warmup
ink: diamine, lilac satin
you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda
Why are the snakes homophobic
cant afford woke snakes
i rotate this phrase in my head CONSTANTLY
ink: ferris wheel press, cloak and forest
"hey, grug, what's up?"
"oh, hey, ogg. just drawing some horses again."
"wow, grug, those horses look really great!"
"you always say that, but honestly I dunno. I feel like I'm not as good at drawing horses as I want to be."
"well I think your horses look very good. and I hope that maybe someday you'll think so too."
"yeah... maybe."
"you wanna go hunt a mammoth? we're running low on the everything that we make out of mammoth."
"okay :)"
[one hundred generations pass]
[nobody remembers]
[one hundred generations pass]
[nobody remembers]
[one hundred generations pass]
[nobody remembers]
[one hundred generations pass]
[nobody remembers]
[one hundred generations pass]
[nobody remembers]
[one hundred generations pass]
"whoa dave come look! I just discovered some cave paintings!"
"wow, is that horses?"
"yeah, it's horses!"
"wow that's so cool! they look just like horses!"
"it's amazing!"
Any kinks?
eternal devotion.
Washing ashore must feel good as fuck
just finished Andor s2
really good up until the last episode but I felt it was a little cheapened at the end when Cal Kestis from Jedi: Fallen Order showed up and totally wasted all the bad guys with the Force
like. what was the point of all that focus on lesser-known Rebellion guys if they were gonna cap it off with a Jedi cameo that solved all their problems
was cool to see Cal in live action I guess but not like that
after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
if i had telepath powers i would tell literally nobody so that i could beam just the most disgusting abusive fantasies about me into others' heads like really the most gut-wrenching exploitative gratuitously violent stuff imaginable for a few hours at a time so that when they decide that there's just something horribly psychologically wrong with them and start dodging my gaze every time we hang out i could hit them with the "hey why have you been avoiding eye contact with me lately? did i do something wrong?" like i don't know that they're seeing me gutted in their hands every time they close their eyes. #cute #justcutethings #cuteaesthetic
Yes I reanimated your corpse to ask- Freud please shut up I just need to- yes we went to space thats not important. Do you know what a MILF is
i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him
"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.
#are you havinf a stroke or am i i can NOT understand this
Balsamic vinegar is made by aging a reduced grape syrup in barrels with "mother", which is a kind of bacterial slime that develops naturally in the vinegar over time. True balsamic vinegar goes through a very particular process of aging it in a series of smaller and smaller barrels, transferring it from one barrel to the next either every year, or every few years, depending on the process, and then adding fresh syrup to the largest barrel and continuing the process. The slimy film that forms on the insides of the barrels is the mother, and due to the increased concentrations over the years, the mother in the smallest barrel is most potent, and is sometimes partially removed and used to seed new batches of vinegar, so production can be expanded. Scraping the mother from the bottom of the barrel is how you multiply the goodness, the sweetness, and the quality of your balsamic.
If you've ever bought a bottle of apple cider vinegar and thought "what's that cloudy stuff at the bottom?", that's the mommy <3
This is also a part of what makes a high quality balsamic, well, high quality. And part of what makes it expensive. Good quality balsamic is all about age, both the age of the batch itself, and the age of the mother that seeds it. Balsamic has to be at least 12 years old, but you can age it much longer, and many places do. As for the mother, that requires literal lifetimes. Some of the oldest balsamic producing families in Modena have mothers that have been kept alive for centuries, passed down through the generations to seed new batches year after year after year, hundreds of years over. The bacterial cultures develop unique and incredible flavors in this time, and you can really taste it in the end product. It's the kind of flavor and quality only age can offer.
we have entered laika's autism zone. u will learn food and cooking facts, whether you want to or not.
