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ginger-genes-deactivated2018121

I liked him before but now I like him more

eldensage

A customer came in looking for a books for her sociology class and she said about one “I’m not gonna say the name of this one out loud, it’s kinda rude, so I’m gonna give you the product number”. the book was called “FAG”. I said “oh thats not that bad, that was my nick name growing up.” She spit her coffee all over the customer service desk.

dweeg

Pokemon is good because everybody who plays is given the exact same storyline and choices, but every person has a completely unique experience.

There are currently over 750 trillion different team combinations, even each individual pokemon has only a 1 in 50 billion chance of being identical to another of the same species. And that’s not even including pokemon having different moves… That means that every Pokemon is a valuable once in a lifetime companion, and your adventure with your pokemon is and will always be completely unique to you, and that’s really special.

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.