Moist Monday

Hi Im Beau. he/they/she. We post bullshit here, sir. PFP by https://linktr.ee/sylnin

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[hatsunemiku-official]

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

[rozes-random-nonsence]

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

[hatsunemiku-official]

hel,p me

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

[elvis-official]

Woah mama now we've both been orbed

[hatsunemiku-official]

elvis…………..

[elvis-official]

Miku.............

[ratinthewallz]

Visit Original Link

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[voidsartmenagerie]

w..what was the phineaspocalypse

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

A day we celebrate Phineas and Ferb day by making memes with these png

Look up "phineaspocalypse" here on Tumblr for more references

[rylandsgrace]

WWDITS (2019 -2024) I 4.05

[ashstfu]

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

[some-1one]

Beautiful Rosefinch bird in the snow

[oliverniko]

Photographer credit: Claspaoni

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[afieldinengland]

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID