rachel 🍺 @gryffindork69 - Tumblr Blog

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

thecarvingwitch

OH MY GOSH

icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

softfairies

womaninpearls-deactivated201908

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

extra-stuff

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

itsabear

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

wolf-of-wall-st-deactivated2019

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

rainbowchilll

lmfao me

quoms

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

hashtagloveloses

POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY

and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!

yoursmileonmyshoulder

smolbpdbean666-blog

Actually me

oinkoinkoink5783920

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

valtsv

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

thebootydiaries

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

flospughsadadad-deactivated2021

Kit + relatable

suazzbar

Kit is my whole mood

kotbliny

angry anfisa masterpost

braetsch

matissethecatto

web star

electronicdelusionstarlight

Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.

Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.

I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.