Fred Weasley II

Fred 2.0 here. Yet another Gryffindor Weasley, and yes, we're planning World Domination, starting with this House. Feel free to leave Slytherin sacrifices by the portrait Sixth Year Quidditch Chaser, Captain Frog Choir

[gryffinfred2]

Hah! Gamble in gum, you could ask? I never had the guts to ask for a wager, I predicted in my head from how I’d seen people playing but nope, never actually put money on anyone to win. I feel like I’d jinx them if I did!

That sounds good, man. I’m pleased to hear that. Personally, no. I don’t really want the responsibility of Captain. I prefer just playing the game.

Nah-- I’d be too sad if I lost.  I’d rather beb out some knuts or something.  Well, I don’t blame you at all-- how often do you usually guess right though?  I feel like if you had a good 90/10 ratio going, it might be worth the risk.

Thanks-- it’s fun.  Well, I don’t blame you.  I mean, I think if I was one of the other teams, it wouldn’t be nearly the same.  I think it depends a lot on how you get on with everyone as well as being able to do strategy.  You’ve got to have people you trust that trust you...and that kind of went in a circle, but you know what I mean, right?

[lilylunapotterxx]

I think I got another holiday cold, ugh this is just great.  I just want to get these holiday things done before father christmas

[gryffinfred2]

Not again, Lils!  I feel like maybe Butterberry’s losing his touch, if you can’t stay healthy.  Have you told Grandma Molly?  You may not be able to leave bed this break.

[hufflepuff-anderson-deactivated]

St. Mungo’s is great and all, but it’s good to be back. 

[gryffinfred2]

Good to see you, man!  What happened?  It’s like you disappeared for a bit there.  Invisibility charm gone awry?

[professor-stjames]

I’m sat next to an oversized Gryffindor baby, who’s blubbing over Love Actually. Lord give me strength, it’s only the second of December…

[gryffinfred2]

Hey, that’s like the biggest chick flick ever-- of course you’re going to have some girls shedding a few tears.  And some people would argue it’s brave to express yourself, right Professor?

[kittyslytheringal]

Okay who was it, who put the damn spell on me.  I don’t deserve this, karma’s a bitch really people.  Now I have to go to the hospital wing for the term of the weekend  you fetusus. 

[gryffinfred2]

Ouch, rough.  I mean, hopefully it’s not too bad, right?  I’m sure you’ll be fine.

[gryffinfred2]

Text 📲Ed|Fred

Ed: My thoughts exactly.

Ed: No way. I won't just go around and confund everyone. What if they find out? No i just have to convince Rolf there's been a mistake and the baby in the diaper isn't me after all.

Fred: Although that'd be pretty funny. You could create a brand new dynamic for the whole crew! Can I be the Patriarch? That'd be brilliant. Might be easier, yeah, to just tell him that it's someone else. Say you used to have a twin.

[residentslytherin-albus]

Am I the only one not looking forward to Christmas?

[gryffinfred2]

Is that why you’re staying at the Castle this year?  You know you can’t escape Grandma Molly’s Christmas Sweater, right Alby?

[smytherin-deactivated20181212]

I cannot believe there are people – legit adults – who still believe in Santa Claus. You know what’s an actual thing? Sugar daddies. HMU, I’m hiring, PM me your salary.

[gryffinfred2]

I think people are trying for desperately different things believing in those.  I mean, you’re never going to tell your little cousin about when a Sugar Daddy sneaks in your house in the middle of the night to give you stuff.  That just sounds creepy.

Plus, you know-- the whole “Spirit of Christmas” idea, vs...what?  The Spirit of Selling Yourself Out to a Kinky Old Guy?

[roxiew-blog1]

Fred: So it looks like we've got coaches. Any thoughts on whether we stay or go this year for the Holidays?

I want to go home! It’s not Christmas if we’re not with Grandma Molly and the whole gang.

[gryffinfred2]

Oooh good idea. Maybe we should rope Al into it, just so he has a little bit of fun. I swear, we need to get him in on some pranks, loosen him up a bit.

I’m not sure if we could convince Al to leave this place-- he seems set on it.  Maybe we could ask the professors if one of the coaches could do a round trip?  Then he can come with and just get dropped back off-- smooth as silk.  Good idea, though, with the pranks.  They might be easier-- just something easy and harmless.  Maybe on James?  I bet he’d like that.

[gryffinfred2]

That’s very nice and sweet Fred, thank you mate, it means a lot.

Yeah i’m staying this year. It’ll be nice to spend Christmas here before graduating. I know, i talked with Roxie a bit the other day. I’m glad she’s able to go home. She seemed worried about it. I do appreciate the offer to keep my company even if you can’t after all. I’m having a hard time believing i’m leaving school this year too. But i guess exploring africa will be nice too. I sure hope to not escape any time soon. I’ll see you again, my parents and your grands live next to each other, mate.

Lazy bums, yeah sounds accurate.

Anytime, Ed.  It’s what mates are for, right?  Reminding you how much time you spend with their family?

Sounds like fun-- give you the opportunity to memorize the place.  Yeah, well, I admit I was a bit nervous myself.  It was a little nerve-wracking thinking some muggle was going to dictate how safe we were.  I mean, if you’re not safe with Grandma Molly, I have trouble believing you’re safe anywhere.  Keep me updated on how things fare out here though-- Uncle Harry always had good stories about his time here during the holidays.  I bet Africa will be amazing-- there’s got to be so much to see, and a lot of different places for animals to hide, right?  That’s true, but neither live in Africa, after all.  Just don’t get lost, Ed.

Maybe while you’re abroad you can send photos of animals you find, and I’ll figure a way to turn those into Christmas shapes.  We can start a new trend!  I know I’d rather decorate a Christmas Sphinx than another bell for sure.

[thatslytherinanderson-blog]

Do you think like, uh, Frog Choir would need a band or something? I was just wondering. I mean, I know you guys were switching it up with upbeat songs but are you still using frogs or are you using proper instruments now? I- I’m just asking, if not, that- that’s fine.

[gryffinfred2]

Well, I mean, it’s a choir group.  There’s some plans to incorporate an instrument for maybe a song or two, but what we need is voices.  You really so afraid to test out your pipes, Cooper?

[gryffinfred2]

Text 📲Ed|Fred

Ed: Yeah no let's better not do that mate.

Ed: You think? No i don't know.

Fred: Definitely not. Probably drive yourself mad just trying.

Fred: Well, if you did, that would only take care of him-- you might have to confund Grandma Molly and the rest too, before they have the chance to pull them out again and gush. Might get messy.

[gryffinfred2]

Text || Froxie

Roxanne: I think if I had a darker heart I really could destroy the world so you're probably right. Do lousy twins exist though? Because I feel like if you're born with one you guys keep each other at your full potential.

Roxanne: I am the HUMBLEST

Roxanne: She can be scary. I don't understand how she got this job. Don't you need to like children to work with children?

Roxanne: I thought you didn't want me seducing anyone. Are gnomes the exception?

Fred: Lucky for the world we're the good type then. I'd hate to watch you turn all gross looking. Did you ever notice that evil always seems to look awful? Like they don't believe in personal hygiene or something. Wonder if it's part of the manual. Exactly, though-- I mean, if you start slipping, it really does look bad on me, so I couldn't imagine letting your quality drop.

Fred: IN THE UNIVERSE!! lmao

Fred: Eh, she's not so tough-- I bet we can take her. Maybe? I mean, Filch hated kids, from what Dad says. Maybe you have to have zero sympathy to enforce the rules?

Fred: I mean, if you really want a gnome beau, who am I to stand in the way of True Love? I just don't want you messing around with guys that are nowhere near worthy of you ;) Gotta keep the Twin Line gold-- or very interesting

[gryffinfred2]

prank, get tanked, shank: Trelawney, Kent, Clarington

Prank: Clarington.  Guy’s got a good sense of humor and it’d be hilarious to get the one-up on him.

Get Tanked (with?): Kent.  I just think it’d be interesting to see what he’s all about.

Shank: Trelawney.  I mean, I guess she’d see it coming, so she could get all her affairs in order, right?

[gryffinfred2]

Text 📲 Fred|Cooper

Cooper: Had a good time though 😜

Cooper: Alright, simmer down sunshine. I told you. I'm shushing. And for the record, I don't like being the centre of gossip. Believe it or not. I just do my own thing.

Cooper: Good luck finding them, there's a sort of bad thing regarding Frog Choir. Like a stigma. What songs you doing?

Fred: I'm not surprised. Tyler's good people.

Fred: If you say so.

Fred: Kind of ironic, when you think about it, but to each their own, I guess. I feel like putting a stigma on things as mundane as a singing club is just kind of ridiculous. For the Christmas Concert? Some carols, obviously, a couple pop numbers, that sort of thing. We're mixing up muggle and magic music, so it should be pretty neat.

[gryffinfred2]

Text || Froxie

Roxanne: Like an evil twin? Or just a lousy one? I don't know if there's such thing as the second kind.

Roxanne: I can be humble.

Roxanne: Or she'll turn into a demon and destroy us. But I think it's worth the risk to find out.

Roxanne: A gnome could make a perfectly good boyfriend, I'll have you know. Don't discriminate.

Fred: An evil twin would be kind of neat. Do you think that's you, then? I mean, I've got an impressive intimating streak in me, but I don't feel like I can keep up with your reign of terror when you're feeling the urge. But yeah, a lousy twin might as well just be a sibling.

Fred: So you say. I'm surprised you're not going on about how humble you can be ;)

Fred: Sue'd probably give Cthulhu a run for its money. I agree-- better safe than sorry when it comes to the well-being of Hogwarts.

Fred: lol. I'll remember that next time we go degnoming at Grandma Molly's. Maybe tuck one into your bed.

[gryffinfred2]

Text 📲Ed|Fred

Ed: What!

Ed: What i don't understand is, why was i over at Molly's in my diapers? What was my mother thinking? I bet you Xeno has pictures of me in diapers too.

Ed: [typing]

Ed: Bloody hell Rolf might have seen that! Oh Merlin that's so embarrassing!

Fred: Is this a rhetorical thing, or am I supposed to be speculating on the insanity that is mums and grandmas?

Fred: You could always confund him? Just fuzzy up that whole situation?