go away

[theleoisallinthemind]

A 2100-year-old statue of Hygieia, the Greek Goddess of health was found stuck between two rocks in Turkey.

[miamaimania]

“Shelly Duvall” by Mr. E Gallery

[mona-l1sa]

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

[cantankerouscanuck]

[neofooturism]

the doctor

[deaddolin]

i run around like a fraggle

[deaddolin]

this is what i mean

[spookysouthwest]

This is a real exhibit from the Roswell International UFO Museum and Research Center. 

[normal-horoscopes]

Every LGBT friend group

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me

[genvy]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

[rest-in-paranoia]

Make-up of the Day. Self portrait, photography of lipstick on mirror.

[electivetrepanation]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[rectumvsmicrowave]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

[kipp-your-secrets]

[destructoray]

[kafk-a]

“I hope you all find yourselves sleeping with someone you love, maybe not all of the time, but a lot of the time. The touch of a foot in the night is sincere. I hope you like your work, I hope there’s mystery and poetry in your life — not even poems, but patterns. I hope you can see them. Often those patterns will wake you up, and you will know that you are alive, again and again.”

—  Eileen Myles, The Importance of Being Iceland 

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[mothermishy]

Lizan Freijsen transforms mold stains into patterned textiles.

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[horrorandhalloween]