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It’s really freaking weird how Anime is like, considered one single interest by a lot of people and it has a single community here in the states. Like, right now I’m keeping up with Akiba’s Trip and Little Witch Academia, and I’ve been meaning to watch more of Neon Genesis Evangelion, which is kind of like saying “I’m watching How I met your Mother and The Backyardigans, and I’ve been meaning to finish The Godfather.”

ccofffee-apk

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

tropiyas

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

cerastes

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

sparkylurkdragon

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

tarradash

spookyscaryskeletitties

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

onion-souls

oblivionsongstress

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

jedijenkins

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

mysteryseeker

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

knucklesandgyros

genderlich-deactivated20211204

silver-tongues-blog

lostsometime

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

broadwaytheanimatedseries

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

rolanslide

I would like to add

rolanslide

“You want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one.”

- Technoblade from Dream SMP

popepauljohn

calmingthoughtsinyourhead

I’m just going to leave this here…

peachymachi

fartpenis

starlightomatic

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

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the-green-witch-project

Some nights I stay up (reading Ao3 fic)

Inspired by the amazing Hallelujah video, I have created… this.

lauramkaye

A) this is a thing of beauty

B) titles are hard, y’all

C) I absolutely lost it at “wailing”

newtypezaku

#anime #179

maskeraith

australiansanta

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

creolesasuke

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

sillyjimjam

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

jalapeepo

americans see a tree rodent and go 'look a skwurl'

zuzusexytiems

americans be like couldj gemmie a glass uv waddr

bogleech

Everyone who speaks english anywhere else: Oahh moyy Bawhthawhlehmyeww moyy tayy izzehnt hahwwt eenohff oyy cohhnt wahwtch dawkktuhh hoo orr oyy dowwnow mahybee wohlluss and grohmmut oar soamthemgg ohnn moyy tehllie whiff khhoahhulld tayy and awwlso theahs uh kahhngarreww on moyy bahhbie becawwse oyve duhcoiyded this poast taykes plice in ahwwstuhrayuhlieah nahyyuw

nirvanaida

2016: Are the anime skater boys gay????

2021: Are the anime sk8r boys gay????

guacatmole

my neighbor’s dad is metal as fuck when he was kid he got so fed up with wearing braces one day that i took some pliers and just ripped them all off and if that ain’t gumption then idk what is

pensivelyplayfulme

I am very sorry I do not mean to imply your neighbor isn’t a badass its just that I read this and all I could think was:

#wait this is so funny #i don't remember this or who this is talking about at all tho lmao

suber

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

phantomhivefanatic

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

sadcroissant

Zankyou no Terror is a very serious anime and I am a very serious artist.

#7 #znt

aexsis

IT TOOK ONE EPISODE TO TURN HIM GAY GODDAMN THAT SHOW

powerburial

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.