Caesar

I like guapoduo | it/he, english speaker | I dabble in writing

[guapoduoispeak]

Hello & welcome to my blog :-)

Get to know me with the info below ↓

My name is Caesar or cellbit

I use it/he/xe pronouns interchangeably, no they. If you wanna know my neos just ask!

I am a minor and I have a cool, amazing boyfriend!!

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I will be doing lots of guapoduo headcanons, maybe some writing and a smidge of drawing (I would love to hear others headcanons and whatnot)

This entire blog is just guapoduo centered (entirely about the cubitos btw, nothing about the ccs)

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Stuff I will talk/write about:

Fluff

Angst

Cannibalism

Mental health issues

Literally anything like those things

Stuff I won’t talk/write about:

Smut

Non-con topics

Anything under those umbrellas

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Links:

Ao3

Strawpage

Twitter :-(

[guapoduoispeak]

Me when I use tumblr after millions of years hello my little tumblr uhm shit idk what to say uhhh guapoduo smau ???? Alternatively I give my opinion on spidermonkey/spiderraven but they^tm will nuke me uhm… I can talk about q!cellbit being an evil little fucker and or guapoduo being weird and evil and gay 🤏🤏🤏 I’m really stuck on the guapoduo smau though I just have no clue what I’d base it on…

[azfallz]

my wife who is a man and also a psychopathic cannibal

[hartsxxr]

Happy 3 years

[guapoduoispeak]

Yeah hate to be the bearer of bad news but guapoduo is not that healthy low cortisol yaoi or whatever I’m just saying shit uhm yeah but let’s not forget q!roier endorsed q!cellbit murdering all those fed workers. 😬😬😬😬😬😬 let’s not forget during festa junina q!cellbit’s plan was to manipulate q!roier back into an engagement.

Let’s not forget purgatory when q!roier kept killing q!cellbit (I will say in a life or death situation) and q!cellbit couldn’t even bare to hit him until he got sick of it and lost the fight he started.

Guapoduo isn’t all fun and games they’re both mentally ill brother like ????? Did something get lost in translation did we watch the same qsmp???? When they’re both doing good they’re great together but the moment things turn south they turn into their worst versions and it’s just so good in my opinion

[azfallz]

this one might be too much for twitter so im putting it here

in queridinhosduo and obsessedduo stuff people act like f!cell wouldn’t manipulate q/c!roier for his own gain and it oughh… i don’t think crazy cannibal #1 gaslighter manipulator with HUGE trust issues would have a sudden change of heart and be buddy buddy killing people with c!roier (at least not as quickly as some people make it out to happen) dude queridinhosduo and obsessedduo could be SO GOOD if people treated them right THEYRE LITERALLY PEAK TOXIC YAOI AND NOBIDY SEEMS TO GETTT ITTT especially obsessedduo that one is so mischaracterized as just having c!roier be abusive dude they would be horrible TO EACHOTEHR not just 1 of them being bad dude f!cell would manipulate the shit out of him and in return c!roier would do the same WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE F!CELL SCARED OF C!ROIER??? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME CELL? he’s been fighting people twice his age for as long as he can remember, hes been in the most secure prison for the craziest people and he walks around like he owns the place (he basically kind of does)

THEYRE BOTH BOTHHH BOTH CRAZY AND ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE FOR EACHOTHER AND THATS THE APPEALLL GHATS WHAT MAKES THEM SO GOOD

now now queridinhosduo which is one of my fav guapoships ouhhhh……. people treat it like q!roier could just “tame” f!cell nonononono foooolish fooooooooooolish gamers THEY WOULD ALSO BE HORRIBLE and by they i mean f!cell mostly pretty much entirely he would 100% try to use q!roier for his own gain he wouldn’t just suddenly have a change of heart and be all lovey dovey i dont doubt that he’d be a bit crazy about him i think every version of q!cellbit would be obsessed with q!roier BUT IN A “I AM CLINICALLY INSANE AND WILL KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND TAKE BITES OUT OF YOUR LIMBS” way. not a ouhhhh meeeeow meow meow i am not gonna bite you at all and i am going to be kind because your love has broken through all of my mental illnesses and freed me! meowww

sometimes i feel like this is an allo problem where they see love as a “cure” that can suddenly make a crazy cannibal murderer kind and nice…. grrrrrr i do believe that aromantic people can better understand characters that have a relationship that affects their lore heavily because a lot of allos (not all) seem to have a harder time separating characters from their romantic relationships without making their every other action relate to their romantic partner…

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Foolbit but qcellbit just talks to qfoolish about the hunger games and what qbbh was like back then and qfoolish’s view of qbbh just kinda crumbles because he knows qbbh isn’t a good person but hearing about how it’s his fault qcellbit is the way he is just kinda makes it worse and on top of this it’s during purgatory okay bye 💗

[c0dydoesntknow]

And the reason is you

[azfallz]

DO YOU HEARRRR ME? TELL ME YOU GUYS HEAR ME PLEASE HOLY SHIT

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Qsmp fandom is apparently back at it again cause q2!roier said q!cellbit abandoned him 😬😬😬😬 let me get one thing straight, !cellbit KILLED HIMSELF or at least tried too. Not only because of richarlyson’s supposed death but it was built up, !cellbit is a suicidal character. He tried to kill himself in his past and is incredibly self sacrificing which in my opinion to me is partially because he is suicidal. 😬😬😬😬 stop trying to villainize !cellbit because of this, I said it once and I’ll say it again, !roier is not the victim in !cellbit’s suicide attempt 😬😬😬

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So like if q2!roier is just q1!roier whose memory got erased and every time q!cellbit is mentioned, he tries so hard to remember what he looked like, what he felt like. He remembers some bits of their special moments, their wedding but he doesn’t remember what cellbit was like. He remembers the feeling of being with him, how happy he felt. But how cellbit actually felt against him? Skin to skin contact forgotten, little details he had memorized completely gone.

Roier sits around trying so hard to feel a man he’ll never see again, getting upset when he can’t because that was his husband, his entire world and he couldn’t even remember anything about him? He can’t even grieve cellbit properly because he didn’t remember him, a huge part of his life ripped away from him.

[xsunnymoox]

drawing them after a long time.....🥺💔

[i-steddier]

[guapoduoispeak]

Cellbit was mentioned by q!Maxo yesterday (the first day of QSMP 2) to q!Roier by saying he “know[s] where Cellbit is” before proceeding to look up at the sky and Roier adding on by saying “He’s dead.” (There was also a guapoduo mention from Maxo where Roier said there was no more guapoduo so I suppose you could count that as a Cellbit mention).

My point is q!Cellbit was remembered as Roier’s extension, not his own person. His contributions to taking down the Federation were not mentioned and though this might be subject to change, his first mention was in the context of his husband.

It almost mirrors how a lit of people see q!Cellbit. Not as his own person or well character with his own thoughts and feelings but just as Roier’s husband or just another Favela member. His actual impact onto people and escaping Quesadilla Island are being forgotten. The things he did going to waste.

Such a sad yet fitting fate for q!Cellbit.

[bonnbr1]

No sé si ya había subido esto ni cuando lo hice ni qué día estamos "It's not gay" como si no estuvieran casados ya, qué pendejo que soy

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I miss q!cellbit a lot, like SO much it’s not even funny but I genuinely dislike the idea of Cellbit coming back for qsmp 2. I mean, it’s not like he would actually come back but even in the slightest off chance he would, I don’t like it.

With the way Cellbit’s character ended, I think he’s better off dead. SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT. Sorry but like, in the off chance that Cellbit returns to the qsmp, there is also the chance of it not being the same q!cellbit but if it is… I honestly hope he gets killed off. Again, with the way q!cellbit’s character ended with no family or friends, all alone, I just don’t think he’d be able to exist like that. Does this make sense? I hope it does

[mrowmewo]

IF ITS NOT OBVIOUS IDK HOW TO USE TUMBLR.

ummm ummm i think i want to post doodles here sometimes?? I might dump my posted art here in a bit but for now just some sketches i have rn haha

doodle of c!roier and melissa and a because roier's characters are fun to draw and live in my brain

the rest of these are older and dumber doodles can you tell i like roier (guapoduo, cellbit, roier, (old)zomboier and a teeny guapoduo)